The original thread ( http://dis.4chan.org/read/games/1284263751/1-40 ) will soon inevitably reach 999 replies and be thread-stopped, so before this happens I'm taking the initiative to make another thread for this topic, so that people know where to continue the neverending rage (should they feel that a thread with 999 replies in it is not enough).
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Anonymous2012-02-15 18:25
Holy shit! This update introduces full-on public gay sex in the village streets! Sure, I always knew that Jeb turned Minecraft gay, but WTF?!
>>139
Sashavarrel is a real person. He went on my server, and I talked to him over skype.
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Anonymous2012-02-23 21:06
How did all those villages turn gay, you ask?
Well, the answer is in this finished-beta-alpha update: They actually forge large hunks out of iron, and while the adult villagers are busy sowing their seeds into eachothers assholes, these golems are directed to feminize their boys by flirting with them and giving them roses and probably pink dresses as well.
The homo-golems also makes iron a renewable resource: Villagers will keep making them, and all you need to farm them is a bow, a sword, and a few dirt blocks.
>>169
They all look the same, and if you put three of them in a pit, they will all fuck eachother, meaning that at least one fuck was homosexual, but still producing a boy. Your theory doesn't hold up.
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Anonymous2012-02-24 12:52
>>170
They might be hermaphroditic, they may not even have a gender at all.
Giant penises ejaculating is one thing. Villagers with penises sticking out of their faces, fucking eachother up the ass in the streets, that's way too much gay propaganda even for me.
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Anonymous2012-02-25 15:06
The latest update also bring poor camera controls into Minecraft, but I have never seen poor camera controls that takes half the keyboard to operate, and if you press the right key combinations, it will corrupt your savefile. That must be some kind of world record.
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Anonymous2012-02-26 16:29
It's weird seeing Minecraft go through all these phases:
Notch phase - Programmer with a dream about nature.
Player phase - Hardcore players bent on survival.
Christian faggot phase - Christian Curse mods ban all adults for being rapists, as they don't want competition.
Children phase - Children and retards want rainbows and flowers. (Notch leaves in disgust.)
Jeb phase - Homosexual MMORPG everywhere.
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Anonymous2012-02-27 4:02
this shit has been being argued on for 3 years
What the fuck is wrong with you people.
I thought /v/ was bad but FUCK
I didn't know you people were that goddamned crazy.
WHAT THE FUCK.
>>174
the camera is for debugging it's not supposed to be in the game.
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Anonymous2012-03-01 21:54
>>176
Notch sold out thousands of players of a promising hardcore game, to a bunch of rape-calling faggots. That's EVANGELION bad.
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Anonymous2012-03-03 11:57
The fact all you pricks are arguing about a game is fucking hilarious. You should all hang yourselves.
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Anonymous2012-03-05 18:53
Well, fuckers, 1.2.3 is out - and you can be guaranteed it's buggier than ever before. But hey, at least we can build up to height 256. That's awesome, right guys? Guys?
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Anonymous2012-03-05 22:51
Oh hey, if you guys liked alpha so much you can just download the version changer.
>>189
Please stop fucking notch. I know watching all the gay sex from the villagers in minecraft has tainted your mind but really. You do not need to fuck notch.