The original thread ( http://dis.4chan.org/read/games/1284263751/1-40 ) will soon inevitably reach 999 replies and be thread-stopped, so before this happens I'm taking the initiative to make another thread for this topic, so that people know where to continue the neverending rage (should they feel that a thread with 999 replies in it is not enough).
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Anonymous2012-02-23 21:06
How did all those villages turn gay, you ask?
Well, the answer is in this finished-beta-alpha update: They actually forge large hunks out of iron, and while the adult villagers are busy sowing their seeds into eachothers assholes, these golems are directed to feminize their boys by flirting with them and giving them roses and probably pink dresses as well.
The homo-golems also makes iron a renewable resource: Villagers will keep making them, and all you need to farm them is a bow, a sword, and a few dirt blocks.