Minecraft sucks - part 2

The original thread ( http://dis.4chan.org/read/games/1284263751/1-40 ) will soon inevitably reach 999 replies and be thread-stopped, so before this happens I'm taking the initiative to make another thread for this topic, so that people know where to continue the neverending rage (should they feel that a thread with 999 replies in it is not enough).

Minecraft was undated to what is described as "1.1".
Curse released a video about here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CmcndTG4yk
As first you go "Woah! They hired an adult 'rapist' called Sasha Vural to do a voice over on their videos? Isn't adult words something that makes the tender bums of all these 10 year olds gape and bleed?"
However, "Sasha Vural" is a made up person. That voice is computer generated, because there wasn't one single person who were manly enough to do a voice over on a Minecraft video. That's sad.