Minecraft sucks - part 2

The original thread ( http://dis.4chan.org/read/games/1284263751/1-40 ) will soon inevitably reach 999 replies and be thread-stopped, so before this happens I'm taking the initiative to make another thread for this topic, so that people know where to continue the neverending rage (should they feel that a thread with 999 replies in it is not enough).

>>118
What planet do you live on???

Before Jeb: Notch released a new update every week.
After Jeb: As Jeb slowly took over during the year, Mojang released fewer and fewer updates, until the schedule became every other month.
Only Jeb: No actual releases yet. *Cricket noises.*

>>120
fantasy, you mean like exp orbs, teleporting monsters, redwood sized mushrooms, and dragons? Jeb_ had very little part in that, that was Notch.
Jeb_ has been doing a lot of bug fixing. The person checking bugs off the wiki list, Jeb_.
>>121
do you want a bug covered game?
any way you can't expect an update twice a month, Jeb_ is working on cobalt as well.

>>121
What the fuck galaxy are you living in?  Jeb has been releasing, from what I'd say - you could call them 'pre-releases' on a weekly basis.

>>122
Yeah, like Notch would or could ever implement anything that would ever be considered 'cool' and not a complete ripoff.

>>123
the only thing Notch has done good is inventing he game and the Halloween update.
that didn't even happen to plan.
Notch has fallen through on so many promises.
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Upcoming_features
most of these things, promised by Notch.

>>123
Those prereleases are a big pile of shit. I think Jeb does this to clear the image of the "never-releaser". I mean, I'd have no problem with a big update every 4-5 months or so, bcs everytime a new updates comes e.g. the bukkit team has to update the server and this takes some time too.
JUst to it like dwarf fortress, release an update like every year, but make it so big that it changes the whole game.

guys minecraft is hardcore. Fo real.

>>126
Just as hardcore as Pokemon is.

>>127
>EV training
>easy
No

>>128
>EV training
>hard
laughingwhores.jpg

Now if you said IVs, that's a different issue.

>>129
Bah, I have no tolerance for the whole IV/EV shit, it's all the same in my head

bump

You'll know when the development for Minecraft has ceased: When even the "weekly snapshot builds" begin coming out once every MONTH. The kids shat all over the game until it became a sick horse in Jebs shed, that he visits once every month because he has to. I blame the lack of childporn. Would there be more childporn, children wouldn't have time to play games. They would be doing decent things like earning a living instead, and being assets to the human race instead of plagues. I also blame the kids jealous mothers.

That's cool and all, but I guess you guys should Check 'em.

I loved minecraft ;_; Why has Notch commited minercide?

fuck minecraft

>>132
Agree completely. Minecraft will be a failure in my eyes until Notch implements TrueChildporn3D.

So if I understand the Minecraft Alchemy chart directly:
You water out by filling a bottle with water.
Then if you add any ingredient to this bottle other than a nether wart, you get a completely worthless potion. (Either a Thick potion or a Mundane potion, which can only be crafted into Potions of Weakness.)
In order to get the actual potions, you have to find a lava lake, cool it into obsidian, find diamond ore, craft diamond tools, mine the obsidian, go to the Nether, find some nether warts, find some soul sand, start a nether wart within the Nether (because these warts won't grow elsewhere), and then add them to the potions.
In other words, potion making is the tier above diamond mining and the Nether. Potion making is for people who either cheat (either through giving themselves the potions directly, or by turning off monsters to prevent Ghasts from blowing up their Nether nether wart farms), or for people who has mined all there is to mine, but stays around because they are now converted faggots.

The potion system is made of fail. Great thinking, Jeb.

water = start

Minecraft was undated to what is described as "1.1".
Curse released a video about here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CmcndTG4yk
As first you go "Woah! They hired an adult 'rapist' called Sasha Vural to do a voice over on their videos? Isn't adult words something that makes the tender bums of all these 10 year olds gape and bleed?"
However, "Sasha Vural" is a made up person. That voice is computer generated, because there wasn't one single person who were manly enough to do a voice over on a Minecraft video. That's sad.

I see that they got rid of the landscapes and replaced it with "flatlands". Good. I didn't want mountains in my mining game anyway. They were too complex and confusing, and raped me continuously. I'm not saying that I'm jewish or anything, but I can only live where everything is perfectly flat, or I'll die.

Also, I'm pleased to see that while they removed the hitbox for the ladders, the ladder still blocks water and lava, which is just how the real world works.

I'm also glad that Jeb has implemented all these additional languages, because I'm too young and uneducated to understand plain English, and it confused me to the point that I jumped into a pool of lava, thinking it read "glowing ketchup".

>>140
you can totaly mine in super flat, yah....

>>137
mfw
people who think you need diamonds to get obsidian portals

>>141
Yes, you can "mine" in superflat, but it's not enjoyable unless you have Aspergers. It's Asperger mode, plain and simple.

>>142
Mfw people think they're "leet" because they've figured out how to make portals without mining obsidian.

Jeb nuked Minecraft.
I didn't think that somebody could nuke a game.
Before Jeb there was mountains, hills and trees. Players could survive without cheating themselves to wood.
Now there's just a barren, featureless wasteland (except maybe for the occational chunk error crater into void). The surviving players are all cancer and all the animals have been turned into green slime.
Jeb is the biggest griefer ever.

"Minecraft isn't shit!"
*Jeb turns the entire world into one just three layers of shit.*
"Oh..."

If a released game had 13 bugs in it, I'd call it a buggy game, and I'd probably not buy it.
Minecraft has 13 SECTIONS of bugs, which in turn has sub sections:
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Known_bugs/Version_1.1
Some of these bugs have been around for over six months or longer.
Is it true that if I buy Minecraft now, I actually have to PAY Mojang for any future bug fixes? That's like buying something utterly broken, and then continue to pay the producer until he gets around to fixing it.

>>144
"Superflat" world type, faggot.  Don't choose it if you're planning on playing Survival.

Better yet, delete every trace of this god forsaken piece of filth known as Minecraft off your computer.

Minecraft is the ultimate Skinner box. Games like AioN and WoW need to dangle the promise of "Level 100" in front of you to keep you running on the treadmill and pressing buttons. Minecraft promises nothing. Minecraft demands that you choose your own destiny, and once you've made your choice it also demands that you click on 10,000 blocks before you even begin.

Farmville's developers must be so jelly.

>>148
I doubt it with all the dosh they make. As bad as the farmville guys are, they at least work for a living.

>>88
"Are we going to see candy and Barbie dolls next?"
No, according to yesterdays patch, you are actually going to see kittens.
I'm not joking. First puppies, and now kittens. Even the faithful Curse children are starting to object to the gayness: "Kitten... hello!!! kittens!! what the hell? how often do you find kittens on a lonley Island rahter than deer or moose? ... I think the Minecraft is going a litle too much in the fantasy world"
...so "Where do kittens come from?", you ask? Ferocious maneating leopards? No, they come from ocelots, whose main business is fleeing you, and once tamed, it turns into a domestic kitten.

>>150
leopards ≠ ocelot

I shouldn't be surprised, but Minecraft got even more faggy recently: Creepers now run from your house cats. No reason (other than lots of shrooms) - they just do.

Also, if you thought YOGSCAST were faggy, here's their replacements:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJbrxuTBeO8

They finally nerfed the creepers. Apparently instead of chasing the kids, they now "stalk" them, which (similar to rape) means that the creepers just stand around and do nothing. Creepers stand around and do nothing, and endermen pick up blocks, and kids open their sphincters and lay brown eggs at the sight. Thank you for tricking me into buying a game for mentally handicapped people.

Minecraft used to be fun before they tried to throw in the bullshit hunger meter and all these fucking horribly implemented RPG features.

Cool thread and all but check 'em.

welp guys, might have lamps in the next update.  wonder how much more random crashes we'll see after this is implemented

Two years later

LAMPS

NICE THREAD.

I didn't realize hating minecraft has become so popular at some point, thanks for the heads up.

Although I do feel that all these updates have steered minecraft away from the things that originally made it fun.

Yeah, minecraft is fucking trash. Look on the average youtubers channel and you'll see two things in their favorites, minecraft and call of duty videos.

Creepers aren't funny or scary. The whole SSSSSSSSSSS thing is incredibly dumb. I've seen so many people (internet acquaintances mostly) hamming up their let's plays or whatever by screaming like retards at creepers or being terrified to do shit like go into caves.

Fuck. I hate this game so much. It's so boring to play and even with friends fucking up other peoples servers is still crap.

>>159
It's the retarded community that made Minecraft into a fucking landfill of autism.