Minecraft sucks - part 2

The original thread ( http://dis.4chan.org/read/games/1284263751/1-40 ) will soon inevitably reach 999 replies and be thread-stopped, so before this happens I'm taking the initiative to make another thread for this topic, so that people know where to continue the neverending rage (should they feel that a thread with 999 replies in it is not enough).

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What planet do you live on???

Before Jeb: Notch released a new update every week.
After Jeb: As Jeb slowly took over during the year, Mojang released fewer and fewer updates, until the schedule became every other month.
Only Jeb: No actual releases yet. *Cricket noises.*