Minecraft sucks - part 2

The original thread ( http://dis.4chan.org/read/games/1284263751/1-40 ) will soon inevitably reach 999 replies and be thread-stopped, so before this happens I'm taking the initiative to make another thread for this topic, so that people know where to continue the neverending rage (should they feel that a thread with 999 replies in it is not enough).

>>88
"Are we going to see candy and Barbie dolls next?"
No, according to yesterdays patch, you are actually going to see kittens.
I'm not joking. First puppies, and now kittens. Even the faithful Curse children are starting to object to the gayness: "Kitten... hello!!! kittens!! what the hell? how often do you find kittens on a lonley Island rahter than deer or moose? ... I think the Minecraft is going a litle too much in the fantasy world"
...so "Where do kittens come from?", you ask? Ferocious maneating leopards? No, they come from ocelots, whose main business is fleeing you, and once tamed, it turns into a domestic kitten.