Fuck you and all your shitty remakes
Fuck you and your rehashes
Fuck you with putting Nomura on everything
Fuck you for not making another Star Ocean
Fuck you for "TEN YEARS OF FF13" WELL I DOUBT EVEN ONE YEAR OF IT WILL BE GOOD.
And fuck you for not putting any of your old, good games on Virtual Console, so you can continue pimping them out on portables for 40 dollars a pop.
Fuck you.
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Anonymous2007-05-10 0:38 ID:LbZfw+og
Square died years ago, stfu already fagget
it's nothing more than a dead puppet that gets dragged out to do a jig every so often. Much like Soniku-team
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Anonymous2007-05-10 6:31 ID:NtHYDhua
Faggot is faggot.
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Anonymous2007-05-10 20:33 ID:gftT0Od2
STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Anonymous2007-05-10 21:39 ID:4Z738lCr
>>2
It's sad that the japanese and american markets eat that shit up. The last good square game was FFVIII
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Anonymous2007-05-11 3:00 ID:BjIuURXj
seriously. gtfo for even mentioning his fucking name.
i prefer the site spammers to anyone who mentions that fucking tard (or the tard that started the whole square fucking bullshit garbage)
so for the last time. can we PLEASE FUCKING STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT FUCKING TARD! you only end up making the dipshit popular you FUCKTARDS!
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Anonymous2007-05-11 22:28 ID:ggODxXfv
I was so sad when they merged with Enix. Enix was supposed to be the dominant company and now it's still just Square pretty much. Enix was the better company even before they moved too. Anyone who loves Final Fantasy has Dragon Quest to thank for it even existing. Then again, Final Fantasy is shit anymore and yet the last Dragon Quest game was awesome.
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The Cunt2007-05-12 7:15 ID:pKY3HbW2
Hasnt been a decent FF game since 7. Even 7 was only ok too.
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Anonymous2007-05-12 9:50 ID:NxsZwp0G
There has never been a good FF game you fagget. You were young and naive
FF:TSW is the reason why Square bombed and lost money. Then, they merged with Enix, no doubt to make up for the money loss. Now Enix has Square by the neck, riding on the back of the name Final Fantasy, re-releasing games up to FOUR TIMES (I'm looking at you, Final Fantasy 4), and giving fans so much FF7 that they'll come back to lick their shoes for more.
Square made a mistake with their movie. But they made an even bigger mistake merging with Enix. Well... in their Pocketbooks, they would think they've won. WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH!
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Anonymous2007-05-14 18:00 ID:5TO0X5Ms
>>8
6 is the last hard one. 7 was good, 9 was good.
Diaf.
Star Ocean was tri-ace which is published by enix and not squaresoft
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Anonymous2007-05-14 22:51 ID:TgxNyTu3
just to try to defend sqareEnix a little
final fantasy 3 on ds is awesome
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Anonymous2007-05-15 15:17 ID:3oinTm9S
'bout damn time we got FF3 over here in the states, anyway.
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Anonymous2007-05-15 15:22 ID:Hp2TjMco
Square is awful.
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Anonymous2007-05-15 21:46 ID:3oinTm9S
ROFL at the Nomura comment.
Tetsuya Nomura has shit all over everything that Hironobu Sakaguchi ever did to make Squaresoft as great as it was.
In fact, Nomura shits video games covered in zippers, necklaces, and earrings.
He makes men look like women and women look like whores. He said in the making of Advent Children, "Yeah, we know that people don't really jump like that. We know the characters didn't do any of that stuff in the video game. But we decided that that kind of thinking was holding us back. We did it 'cause it looked cool."
Right. Stray from the fantastic story to make Final Fantasy VII: The Matrix.
Oh yeah, and thanks for raping Zidane from FF9 and turning him into more of a woman than he already was for the new Tactics game, asshole. Most people just forgot the game existed, so people weren't raping it so hard. But you, Nomura, successfully killed it. Thanks a lot. Now all of the women at anime conventions are gonna start dressing as men with monkey tails thanks to you.
Zipper-ass.
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Anonymous2007-05-15 23:04 ID:OKoWplm4
I remember when the Square name meant something..now I just feel it's "Oh just another soft RPG" Man only thing that stick true was FF3 on DS and maybe children of mana.
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Anonymous2007-05-16 4:24 ID:kmaDt228
I have always found it strange that I've played a good number of RPG's here and there (and completed most of them), but I've never actually beaten a FF, but I've played a majority of FF7, and I can say that it's mostly "okay", and is not the greatest RPG ever. I plan on getting some of the Dragon Quest (and related) games some time soon, after reading reviews of DQ8, and being said to be one of the best RPG's ever created.
I agree with your complaints, but Star Ocean (not sure which one(s)) is coming to the PSP in some form, but I'm not thinking anything new. Although, there's this recent announcement you may find interesting (I despise IGN, but they typically don't lie): http://ps3.ign.com/articles/787/787044p1.html
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Anonymous2007-05-17 19:09 ID:dj/wJQJd
I say to hell with FF. The first couple were good, and Dragon Quest was awesome in its day, but I think the best game out there is the Prince of Persia line. It's got awesome moves that you can't do in any other game and the landscapes are fuckin' phenomenal.
Fuck you and all your shitty remakes
Fuck you and your rehashes
Fuck you with putting Nomura on everything
Fuck you for not making another Star Ocean
Fuck you for "TEN YEARS OF FF13" WELL I DOUBT EVEN ONE YEAR OF IT WILL BE GOOD.
And fuck you for not putting any of your old, good games on Virtual Console, so you can continue pimping them out on portables for 40 dollars a pop.
Fuck you and all your shitty remakes
Fuck you and your rehashes
Fuck you with putting Nomura on everything
Fuck you for not making another Star Ocean
Fuck you for "TEN YEARS OF FF13" WELL I DOUBT EVEN ONE YEAR OF IT WILL BE GOOD.
And fuck you for not putting any of your old, good games on Virtual Console, so you can continue pimping them out on portables for 40 dollars a pop.
very true. sadly the english version is hella buggy
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Anonymous2007-05-21 15:04 ID:nyau7Q4q
Drama to Go
Despite a few GBA quirks, Final Fantasy IV Advance is a great version of an RPG milestone. The story seems a bit simplistic by today's standards, but it's also uncommonly charming. The quicksave feature makes it an excellent candidate for fun on the go... assuming you can hold back the tears when yet another beloved character sacrifices themselves for the good of the world while you're playing on the train to work. Such an outburst might earn you some odd looks from your neighbors, but hey, this is one game that's worth a little embarrassment.
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Anonymous2007-05-21 15:06 ID:nyau7Q4q
Final Fantasy X SquareSoft 07/19/01 JP
Final Fantasy X SquareSoft 12/17/01 US
Final Fantasy X International SquareSoft 01/31/02 JP
Final Fantasy X SCEE 05/17/02 AU
Final Fantasy X (Greatest Hits) Square Enix 05/24/02 US
Final Fantasy X SCEE 05/24/02 EU
Final Fantasy X (Mega Hits) Square Enix 01/16/03 JP
Final Fantasy X (Platinum) SCEE 05/02/03 EU
Final Fantasy X/X-2 Ultimate Box Square Enix 09/08/05 JP
Final Fantasy X (Ultimate Hits) Square Enix 09/08/05 JP
Final Fantasy X International (Ultimate Hits) Square Enix 01/25/07 JP
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Anonymous2007-05-21 15:08 ID:nyau7Q4q
Though each game is showing its age a bit, the combined package is still worthwhile for old-school RPG fans and patient neophytes.
The Good: Two lengthy RPGs for the price of one; bonus content; ability to save anywhere.
The Bad: Old-school RPG mechanics; frequent random battles; port of a port of a port that’s showing its age.
gamespot being fags on dawn of souls
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Anonymous2007-05-21 15:28 ID:fP3iqGCy
>>18
and because of Dissidia there's gonna be more Kuja.
If people can't even do the fanart without making him look creepy... a cosplay?! I've only seen 1 or two Kuja cosplays that worked...
Positive: sforzie currently holds 50% of Kuja fanart alone. and the yaoi cossovers. (Sephiroth is in dissidia as well, and who knows who else?!)
If there's a great game Square made other than FF6 and FFT, this game is Vagrant Story. Period. (the only PS1 game which received the perfect score of 40 in Famitsu [the most respected Video Game magazine in Japan])
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Anonymous2008-08-25 6:02
who gives a rats ass watz popular in japan
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Anonymous2008-08-25 6:13
watsa jap symbol 4 fuck you? seriously! i need a tat right here realy bad....
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Anonymous2008-09-15 0:34
Sokiku? Someones a wap. Commenter 1, please gtfo out in a timely manner preferably ASAP. Anyway, to some extents I agree, although they aren't on the phail level that Sonic Team is, and no where NEAR as fail as Capcom is with Megaman.
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Anonymous2008-09-15 7:51
didn't square make parasite eve?
that game was the bomb.
one more thing. i recently played through FF6 and it was ok, not amazing like most of u people seem to suggest... maybe it was cos u were young and impressionable that u enjoyed it so much?
How about fuck Square for only releasing the last FFT game on a fucking handheld. A FUCKING HANDHELD!!!!!!!
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Eckz2008-09-19 2:17
Reroll.
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Anonymous2008-09-23 23:37
fuck you square, final fantasy has been on a freefall since 9
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Anonymous2008-09-24 0:25
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did I do it right?
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Anonymous2008-09-24 2:15
Yeah Star Ocean was fucking good, a bit short though...
I see square, c them run
They don't wanna see me
tryin ta be big
How the fuck they gonna be games when we always getting shit
We gamers, killin ain't fair but somebody gotta do it
Oh yeah, square, you wanna fuck with me?
You little gay ass motherfuckers
Don't one of you bitch got fear or somethin?
You fuckin with me retard you fuck around
and have a stroke
You better back the fuck up, fore you get smacked the fuck up
That's how i do it on up here
Any of you gamers from japan that wanna bring it bring it
Fuck square and them motherfuckin mama
We gonna kill all em motherfuckers
everybody had to open their mouth with a motherfuckin opinion bout ff
Well this how im gonna do this
Fuck square enix
Fuck tri ace
Fuck fuck yoichi wada
and his motherfuckin crew
And if you wanna be down with square
Then fuck you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too!!!!!!!!!
Alla y'all motherfuckers, fuck you die slow motherfucker
make sure square don't grow
they got their ass bomb on motherfuckers
need to do their job
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Anonymous2009-04-23 4:19
I see square, c them run
They don't wanna see me
tryin ta be big
How the fuck they gonna be games when we always getting shit
We gamers, killin ain't fair but somebody gotta do it
Oh yeah, square, you wanna fuck with me?
You little gay ass motherfuckers
Don't one of you bitch got fear or somethin?
You fuckin with me retard you fuck around
and have a stroke
You better back the fuck up, fore you get smacked the fuck up
That's how i do it on up here
Any of you gamers from japan that wanna bring it bring it
Fuck square and them motherfuckin mama
We gonna kill all em motherfuckers
everybody had to open their mouth with a motherfuckin opinion bout ff
Well this how im gonna do this
Fuck square enix
Fuck tri ace
Fuck fuck yoichi wada
and his motherfuckin crew
And if you wanna be down with square
Then fuck you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too!!!!!!!!!
Alla y'all motherfuckers, fuck you die slow motherfucker
make sure square don't grow
they got their ass bomb on motherfuckers
need to do their job
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Anonymous2009-04-23 4:21
im gonna kill square
everybody had to open their mouth with a motherfuckin opinion bout ff
Well this how im gonna do this
Fuck square enix
Fuck tri ace
Fuck fuck yoichi wada
and his motherfuckin crew
And if you wanna be down with square
Then fuck you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too!!!!!!!!!
square enix y'all motherfuckers, fuck you die slow motherfucker
make sure square don't grow
they got their ass bomb on motherfuckers
need to do their job
Perhaps the original Final Fantasy should have bombed in Japan so Square could go bankrupt since it has turned into the steaming pile of failure it is today.
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TARDIS2009-05-15 16:11
I actually kinda like FF5 (emulators FTW.)
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:D2009-05-26 0:55
My first Square game was Mario RPG, and I adored it - it was actually my first RPG if you don't count A Link to the Past. The new RPG Mario games piss me off because they basically cockblock any chance of a true sequel now that Square is on decent terms with Nintendo again.
A year or so later, I rented FFVII and a PlayStation because my brother said it was like Mario RPG. Though I was a Gamesharkfag (because I was 10), I actually bought my PSX for this game alone.
Since I loved 7, I thought I'd try 8. What the fuck is this shit? Nothing made any fucking sense. I hardly got out of the school or whatever that thing was.
I liked the look of Chrono Cross. The game was fun, but I have never finished it. I don't like the idea of so many characters. I plan to finish it this summer.
X was better than 8, but not worth finishing. The voices ruined the role playing for me. This is where I think they lost their way. X focused more on the aesthetics instead of the gameplay itself.
XI was stupid. I played the free month and left. Like most MMORPGs, unless you have friends who play too, it doesn't make it easy to find a party. Why do they need things like bizarre link shell system?
XIII looks more like the cyberpunk aspect of VII. But it won't be on the 360 until 2025. Square long ago fell into the same trap as many, many other developers: overproduction and unnecessary changes.
Based on reviews of DQ8 (me and #20 must have read the same ones), it sounds like they took the time to polish old concepts. FF, on the other hand, tries to throw in the most batshit insane gameplay mechanics. They are confusing radical change with successful innovation.
Materia made a lot of sense to me, even when I was 10. Later, I understood the nuances of the system. Why do we need complicated shit like the infamous junction system or just unnecessary ways to upgrade like in FFX? Something like the link shells and all that did not make FFXI's immersive - it made the game less accessible.
Square just has a big head. Its games sell because people have their hopes up for the next [insert your favorite Square game here]. They are meritless today. Not only are they living off hopes for new games, they are milking the games they got right, the ones being remade.
The company seems to be trying to regain the acclaim they had 10 years ago. I believe their focus is in the wrong place. They keep pushing aspects, methods, and styles they see as the future of the series and genre, but they have failed to look back on what, exactly made their earlier games so well-received and FUN.
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Anonymous2009-05-27 0:08
Square is coming out with a shoot 'em up game for the Xbox 360 which is clearly practice for making/ porting more involved games like Final Fantasy.
The 360 is quickly becoming a haven for solid JRPGs. RPGs traditionally don't need the most powerful hardware, so why deal with the PS3's complicated programming? It makes more sense to use the system on which it's simpler to program these decades-old mechanics.
Apparently the extended development time is worth it to Square. While other RPG developers pump out games, Square's main franchise is riding on one hit-or-miss game. They could learn from themselves - all their smaller games for other systems are what is funding FFXIII.
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Anonymous2009-05-28 8:45
@__@ Nobody mentioned gimmicks. You forgot to mention gimmicks. It's like every magic/ limit break/ upgrade/ battle system has to be different instead of useful or easy or fun.
The only ones I liked were FF Crystal Chronicles, FF 4-6 (although I didn't beat those 3), Super Mario RPG, and Kingdom Hearts.
There's a reason why Final Fantasy is what brought them from their grave, because they've always sucked, and they finally got something almost right. If the MSX and PC-98 made it to U.S. shores first, these fuckers would be long dead by now.
Their fucking Jax/Mortal Kombat rip-off Barett in FF VII shouldn't even have any glory. Nigger with metal on his arms...
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Anonymous2009-06-06 23:53
fuck square enix for doing another fucking online game!.. FUCKERS!!
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Scibble!vrg7uH8CdI2009-06-07 7:56
The Kingdom Hearts games were good, I only like pre-FF11 games.
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Anonymous2009-06-17 0:45
buHURRRNNGGGHHH
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Anonymous2009-07-10 15:18
fuck kingdom hearts
fuck dragon quest
fuck enix
fuck square
fuck all of the ff games except 4,5,6,and 7
oh and a big double fuck you james arnold taylor you sound like a fucking fag and made ff10 worse than it already was
and last of all fuck ff12's bull shit battle system
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Anonymous2009-07-28 13:51
i love kingdom hearts but the ff series sucked
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Anonymous2009-07-28 14:04
They should have stopped making RPGs after Mario RPG. Final Fantasy Tactics for GBA doesn't compendate for 13 sequels of crap.
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Anonymous2009-07-29 22:52
kingdom hearts kicks ass, but fuck, there are too many fucking final fantasy games anyway and then there are like 4 different final fantasy XII versions and why the fuck would anyone make that much. The new mario RPG looks sweet
I can't wait for Square to release Blood of Bahamut in the US! :D
...it'll never happen though. :<
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TARDIS2009-12-02 19:08
Destroy them for MOST FF7 characters. (there's one I like, and it's pretty obvious from looking at her why. But the rest need to be destroyed by Ultima spells.)
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Anonymous2009-12-07 19:23
>Blood of Bahamut
God damn I want that game to be translated!