This game is > j00. Foes range from the Zmobies and Ghuols lurking in the Misspelled Cemetary to the Penguin Mafia (which has recently lost power after being eaten by Knott Yetis) to the dreaded Ninja Snowmen, and player classes include Pastamancer and Seal Clubber. Fucking genius game, though it features a plethora of horrible puns.
Anyone else here already play it?
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Anonymous2006-01-05 12:03
Yes. I'm working on getting all the plexiglass stuff, and it's taking forever.
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Anonymous2006-01-05 15:20
#2, I feel your pain :-( Though I imagine that if you feel like donating ten bucks the new Tome of Snowcone Summoning should help with oxycore.
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Anonymous2006-01-05 19:49
The Pet Rock is the best familiar in any game ever. (Though the Ghost Pickle on a Stick and Temporal Riftlet are also awesome, they just can't compare to the Pet Rock in all its stationary glory.) By the way, speaking of familiars, is a Teddy Bear just a Levitating Potato that loses XP when hit?
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Anonymous2006-01-07 2:36
I just got around 120k and a ghost-pickle on a stick by just chatting in the newbie channel. random generous people out there =) as long as you don't beg and say something.
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Anonymous2006-01-08 18:52
zDoes this game still only allow like 5 mins each day to play i hated that
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Anonymous2006-01-20 0:34
I like it a lot someone gave me one million at random today
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Anonymous2006-01-25 14:51
How about a 4channel clan?
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Anonymous2006-01-29 14:36
If someone wants to set it up, I'll join.
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Anonymous2006-01-29 16:34
Seems there is a 4chan clan already >_<
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Anonymous2006-02-02 23:24
Then Teh 4 chan clan
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Anonymous2006-02-10 4:44
Bumped because well anyone who needs to hack anything should not be playing the game to start with that and i'm board
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Anonymous2006-02-15 0:04
>>12
boozerbear has been around since it started, whatchu talkin' bout foo'?
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Anonymous2006-02-26 19:23
Bix Nood
Level 3
Chill Crook
Am I cool yet?
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Anonymous2006-02-27 11:56
Can't say you are.
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Anonymous2006-02-27 16:43
Weaseldood
Level 10
[Insert pastamancer title here]
Am i cool?
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Anonymous2006-02-28 4:27
How many ascensions?
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Anonymous2006-03-17 17:50
I recently started playing and I'm only lv 7 but I'm a pretty fucking moxious (okay, not really) Disco Bandit! Did anyone ever start a 4chan clan? I found one named 4chan with only 1 member
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Anonymous2006-03-17 18:08
Make a clan DESU!
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Anonymous2006-03-17 18:50
How do I make clan?
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Anonymous2006-03-17 19:27
Enter clan ... place and click maek clan?
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Anonymous2006-03-30 5:00
Come on you bums, make a clan!
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Anonymous2006-03-30 15:21
What are the benefits of a clan?
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Anonymous2006-03-30 15:31
>>23
None if you are Ronin or in Hardcore, which I usually am. 300 more adventures until I'm out of Ronin, it'll take like a week with 60 adventures a day (playing SCOxy).
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Anonymous2006-03-30 15:35
I am a level 5 Turtle Tamer. I feel so leet.
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Anonymous2006-03-30 15:48
>>25
Level 5 in ... how many days? (Level 6 and Stomach of Steel is good.)
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Anonymous2006-03-30 16:36 (sage)
>>26
(should be: Level 6 and Stomach of Steel in one day is good.)
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Anonymous2006-03-30 18:42
I've gone days without spending turns.
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Anonymous2006-03-30 19:16
>>28
I'm trying to, so I can play 180 advs or so on the next Myst day... but I can't stop myself from playing >_< Oh well, if I don't play at all tomorrow I'll make it.
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Anonymous2006-03-30 19:21
toytle tamers are the besterest
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Anonymous2006-03-30 19:48
>>30
Not really. I'd give that to one of the Myst classes. Or perhaps the Accordion Thief ;)? Nah. Sauceror.
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Anonymous2006-03-31 10:52
lvl 21 Sauceror until my acct got mysteriously deleted
Grr... mysticality day is not tomorrow, ... there are 3 days between stat days >_<
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Anonymous2006-04-01 6:24
Yay, pickle factory open... not too good when you are in softcore oxy though :/ I only managed to spend about 20 turns there, resulting in 2 pickles, probably 3-400,000 Meat in total.
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Anonymous2006-04-01 7:16
THis game is gay coz i coulnt play it after 5 mins then i said wtf
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Anonymous2006-04-01 16:11
Brine market is flooded but prices are slowly climbing up again. I wonder how long I should wait to sell mine
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Anonymous2006-04-04 13:14
I ascended today! Doing a hardcore teetotaler. It's my first one so I only made it to lv 4 and I wasted alot of turns :'(
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Anonymous2006-04-07 7:31
>>38
What class? Sauceror is probably the best idea for the first HC run. Or pastamancer, you'll probably have to run both of them back to back to get the two most important skills in hardcore, saucecrafting and pastamastery. Teetotaler is a very good choice as it will leave you with 3 pates for your next run.
Oh well, as it's your first run it'll probably take about as long as your first SC run, so you can worry about that later :)
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Anonymous2006-04-07 13:11
>>39
That's exactly what I thought about the skills so I chose pastamancer. It's going very slow right now but I think as soon as I get a cookbook, a baconstone pendant and the lv 6 skill (I'm only lv 5) that gives me +40% combat initiative I can adventure in more rewarding areas and kill most of the stuff there in a round or two
I used that strategy in my first HC ascension, as a Pastamancer, it worked rather well, but it was really expensive. HP restoration, that is. I didn't know how useful Springy Fusilini was back then (I only learned that this ascension, farming the peak at +31ML sure is fun.)
I didn't use it until the airship though. Guess I used normal moxie tactics until that point. In my next ascension I had potions of course, so no more need for that.
Some protips; Do the daily dungeon every day as soon as you can (until you get the keys, or enough to zap one); Get the wand of zapping ASAP; Make sure you get all the items you need in the end so you don't have to backfarm; etc. :~)
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Anonymous2006-04-19 17:21
Oxycore is painful... But, hey, once I've got my Sympathy and my shiny new plexiglass pith helmet, I'll be able to have a 68-pound Doppelshifter. Which will immediately become a stab-bat and annihilate me.
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Anonymous2006-04-19 18:29
I don't want to play as Sauceror or Pastamancer because it will always remind me of food. I have no food.
>>41 I'm lv 10 now and I've gotten everything I can get so far. Unfortunately I broke my wand but hopefully I won't be needing it anymore. I'm having problems adventuring above the beanstalk, I assume this must be normal because the only thing I did wrong as far as I can recall was not getting the cape of the goblin king for a bonus of 7 mox. Doing Sauceror next ascension is going to be great though!
>>42
I'm curious, how many skills did you have before doing oxycore?
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Anonymous2006-04-19 22:20
Can someone describe the whole Ascension thing? I am a noob.
>>45
Lessee... Empathy, Leash of Linguine, Advanced Saucecrafting (for reagents), Summon Snowcone, and Summon Hilarity (though the last one obviously doesn't help any). In retrospect, I could have gone for Moxious Madrigal and a couple of passive skills, but I seem to be doing all right.
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Anonymous2006-04-24 19:05
>>55
Moxious Madrigal definitely seems useful. I'd like to have Snowcone but it's too damn expensive.
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Anonymous2006-04-27 7:58
Yay? Dual-wielding HCpermed :D
Oh wait, I just remembered, I need it for LTS; Yay is is. Now for the second shillelagh of less stained steel. What skill to bring along? I already have LTS and stoat Permed. One of the damage skills? HCPerm stoat? LTS? Rage?
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Anonymous2006-05-07 16:55
Sauceror ascension finished! Doing another Pastamancer for Leash and to not waste the scarf and get something useful for the next ascension. I think I'll make it a AT for Madrigal
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Anonymous2006-05-11 10:14
150K meat every day from peak farming, not bad.
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Anonymous2006-05-12 7:47
>>59
Correction: More like 180K. Of course, I buy 4 chow meins every day, and 4 AC drinks. That's about 30K. Then I have to buff myself up, leash of linguini, +meat -item potion, +familiar potion, and then whatever from bots. Oh, I use clocks too for initiative (dual wielded sss).
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Anonymous2006-05-12 15:00
>>60
I also forgot about the 20K meat I get from selling the skins I find.
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Anonymous2006-05-12 16:23
>>60
Farming is so incredibly boring that I can't stand more than 1 or 2 days of it. How much do you get per adventure?
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Anonymous2006-05-12 17:38
>>62
800-1000 (maybe 850-) Meat and 0-2 skins. I use an adventure repeater which runs 200 adventures in 5 minutes or so while I troll 4chan. I'll only be doing this until the new thing is opened up so I have 300 adventures that day and can make a fortune (even though I'll start playing hours after rollover).
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Anonymous2006-05-12 18:04
>>63
Make a fortune on what? They haven't announced what it's going to be, have they?
>>72
Copypasta, create a new bookmark with that as the link (better try pasting it while playing first to see if it works). Firefox only AFAIK. And you can't use Tard's Framework.
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Anonymous2006-07-26 15:40
use your adventures in a gym really easy way to level up.
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Anonymous2006-07-26 21:03
I don't care enough about this game to play it regularly. Most of my turns go unused.
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Anonymous2006-07-28 0:50
didn't read the thread, but just because the game makes fun of itself and the whole genre doesn't mean that the game isn't the same as all the other games out there that suck
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Anonymous2006-07-28 11:48
I disagree wholeheartedly. Sir, you're missing the point of this great game. First of all, yeah I guess you're right.