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Kingdom of Loathing

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 1:30

http://www.kingdomofloathing.com

This game is > j00.  Foes range from the Zmobies and Ghuols lurking in the Misspelled Cemetary to the Penguin Mafia (which has recently lost power after being eaten by Knott Yetis) to the dreaded Ninja Snowmen, and player classes include Pastamancer and Seal Clubber.  Fucking genius game, though it features a plethora of horrible puns.

Anyone else here already play it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 12:03

Yes. I'm working on getting all the plexiglass stuff, and it's taking forever.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 15:20

#2, I feel your pain :-( Though I imagine that if you feel like donating ten bucks the new Tome of Snowcone Summoning should help with oxycore.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-05 19:49

The Pet Rock is the best familiar in any game ever.  (Though the Ghost Pickle on a Stick and Temporal Riftlet are also awesome, they just can't compare to the Pet Rock in all its stationary glory.)  By the way, speaking of familiars, is a Teddy Bear just a Levitating Potato that loses XP when hit?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 2:36

I just got around 120k and a ghost-pickle on a stick by just chatting in the newbie channel.  random generous people out there =)  as long as you don't beg and say something. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-08 18:52

zDoes this game still only allow like 5 mins each day to play i hated that

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-20 0:34

I like it a lot someone gave me one million at random today

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-25 14:51

How about a 4channel clan?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-29 14:36

If someone wants to set it up, I'll join.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-29 16:34

Seems there is a 4chan clan already >_<

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 23:24

Then Teh 4 chan clan

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-10 4:44

Bumped because well anyone who needs to hack anything should not be playing the game to start with that and i'm board

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-15 0:04

>>12
boozerbear has been around since it started, whatchu talkin' bout foo'?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 19:23

Bix Nood
Level 3
Chill Crook

Am I cool yet?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 11:56

Can't say you are.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 16:43

Weaseldood
Level 10
[Insert pastamancer title here]

Am i cool?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 4:27

How many ascensions?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-17 17:50

I recently started playing and I'm only lv 7 but I'm a pretty fucking moxious (okay, not really) Disco Bandit! Did anyone ever start a 4chan clan? I found one named 4chan with only 1 member

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-17 18:08

Make a clan DESU!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-17 18:50

How do I make clan?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-17 19:27

Enter clan ... place and click maek clan?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 5:00

Come on you bums, make a clan!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 15:21

What are the benefits of a clan?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 15:31

>>23
None if you are Ronin or in Hardcore, which I usually am. 300 more adventures until I'm out of Ronin, it'll take like a week with 60 adventures a day (playing SCOxy).

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 15:35

I am a level 5 Turtle Tamer.  I feel so leet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 15:48

>>25
Level 5 in ... how many days? (Level 6 and Stomach of Steel is good.)

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 16:36 (sage)

>>26
(should be: Level 6 and Stomach of Steel in one day is good.)

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 18:42

I've gone days without spending turns. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 19:16

>>28
I'm trying to, so I can play 180 advs or so on the next Myst day... but I can't stop myself from playing >_< Oh well, if I don't play at all tomorrow I'll make it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 19:21

toytle tamers are the besterest

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 19:48

>>30
Not really. I'd give that to one of the Myst classes. Or perhaps the Accordion Thief ;)? Nah. Sauceror.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-31 10:52

lvl 21 Sauceror until my acct got mysteriously deleted

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-31 14:05

>>32
Oh a mystery!! I love mysteries DESU!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-31 19:38

Grr... mysticality day is not tomorrow, ... there are 3 days between stat days >_<

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-01 6:24

Yay, pickle factory open... not too good when you are in softcore oxy though :/ I only managed to spend about 20 turns there, resulting in 2 pickles, probably 3-400,000 Meat in total.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-01 7:16

THis game is gay coz i coulnt play it after 5 mins then i said wtf

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-01 16:11

Brine market is flooded but prices are slowly climbing up again. I wonder how long I should wait to sell mine

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 13:14

I ascended today! Doing a hardcore teetotaler. It's my first one so I only made it to lv 4 and I wasted alot of turns :'(

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 7:31

>>38
What class? Sauceror is probably the best idea for the first HC run. Or pastamancer, you'll probably have to run both of them back to back to get the two most important skills in hardcore, saucecrafting and pastamastery. Teetotaler is a very good choice as it will leave you with 3 pates for your next run.

Oh well, as it's your first run it'll probably take about as long as your first SC run, so you can worry about that later :)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 13:11

>>39
That's exactly what I thought about the skills so I chose pastamancer. It's going very slow right now but I think as soon as I get a cookbook, a baconstone pendant and the lv 6 skill (I'm only lv 5) that gives me +40% combat initiative I can adventure in more rewarding areas and kill most of the stuff there in a round or two

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