the breakfast depression

i suffer from this.

upon waking up, it will dawn on me during my mild 8 hour long starvation that my breakfast options consist of:

- dry cereal
- nothing

lately i've been feeling terribly sad in the mornings because my stomach is always weeping softly in a corner, deprived of delicious cooked food. and due to low funds and no time i usually go to class famished.

Stop buying cereal, then you don't have to consider your options anymore as you won't have any.  This will help avoid thinking about breakfasst.

i see wat u did there

buy bacon and eggs, bread
or instant microwave porridge
stop buying cereal

JUST LEAVE THE GODDAMNED CEREAL OFF THE SHOPPING LIST OKAY?????

:o(

  I never eat breakfast. On days when I don't have early classes I sleep past noon and just eat a single meal - dinner.

>>7
i sometimes just have dinner but that fucks you up. your digestive system doesnt do too well that way.

Go with eggs and chorizo man... I'm guessing you live alone like myself. Freeze the chorizo after purchase and then hack off however much you want, toss in a plastic bag, submerge in warm water to thaw, and enjoy with your eggs.

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I started eating a good breakfast a while ago; you know, a good breakfast?
Well anyways breakfast took longer than what I was normally used to, and I started getting late to class.
Then, I looked at the clock, and it had "7:20" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. I am an idiot.
I needed to wake up earlier. Only 5 minutes till I needed to be out the door, huh? How fucking nice.
I needed about 13 minutes more, T-H-I-R-T-E-E-N minutes for crying out loud.
Hey you, you'll get 13 minutes if you went to bed 13 minutes earlier!!
Breakfast should be taken seriously.
The feeling of powering through the day on only breakfast,
the save-$5-a-day-by-not-buying-lunch mentality, that's what's great about it.
You should really take the time to try it.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then I run out of milk.
Who in the world eats dry cereal?
I asked myself, "do you REALLY want to eat it without milk?"
I wanted to interrogate myself. I want to interrogate myself for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "shit, out of milk"?
Coming from a good breakfast veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion on our toast
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of breakfast.
Extra onion means it takes more time to prepare it. But on the other hand you get a little fuller. This is the key.
And then, you make it delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you do this then there is danger that you'll be needing more bread from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's fruit selection.

Here's an idea:  Eat some fucking fruit for breakfast.
It requires almost no preparation other than washing it and maybe peeling it.
It's simple, delicious, and *gasp* healthy too.

>>11
Here's an idea:  Have some fucking whiskey for breakfast.
It requires almost no preparation other than opening it and maybe pouring it.
It's simple, delicious, and *gasp* booze too.

>>1
You could prepare your breakfast the night before and bring it to school in bento box. I recommend one that isn't pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It probably should be 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and preferably chibi (small) sized. All your school mates will envy you if it's really kawaii (cute). They usually cost about 10-20 bux. Could you please post pictures of it once you bought it (i want to be shure if it kawaii[cute]). You should also have matching chopsticks holder with it (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and you probably don't want your gohan (rice) to touch your other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

13>FUCKING WEEABOO~ 
op:
i also suffer from breakfast depression.
Ham,egg,and cheese=win
Here, get some ham, get some egg, and get some cheese, and mebe something else like bread.  any american should know where this is going.  
pancakes=good idea just make em from scratch.
1cup flour
2Tbs butter (melt it first)
.5cup milk
2Tbs baking powder
2Tbs sugar
1-2tbs sugar
and add 1tb of oil (i do it, you dont have to)

mix together with a fork or any utensil that works
then add milk till the batter is as thick as you need it, trow in some berries (bluberries, strawberries,rasberries (blackonestoo) apples. shit.. whatever you can think of add it)

also if you mix in ~1/3 peanut butter and add bananas its made of fucking win.


here is an easy one :
ingrediants
egg
bread
butter

add butter to both sides of the bread
stick bread in pan on lowest heat possible (watch it so it dosent burn)
drop the egg on one side and let it cook this takes ~10min but its damn tasty if you the yolk has not solidified.

here is the easiest breakfast, lunch, dinner
1 loaf fresh bread
good olive oil
spice mix (black pepper,salt,cayenne,garlic salt whatever you prefer)

now mix the oil with the spice, rip some bread off then dip the bread and eat it....  ive lived of this stuff..



NEVAR FORGET RAMEN

>>11
is a moron - all eating fruit for breakfast does is give you a quick sugar rush, which runs out by the time you're one hour into the day.
>>12
is probably a better option as at least a small amount of energy can be obtained from metabolizing the whisky, plus you get plenty of space to yourself on public transport due to the aroma.

>>14 fails it for not recognizing the old pinku bento box meme, but the recipe looks good.

Grain bars?  Anyone?  Bagels?  Cream cheese?

>>14

Lurk.  More.

bagels are nice but no one knows how to make em round here. (not american)

I only eat half a slice of bread each day and I run 10 miles each morning. You people are pussies.

By pure chance I have a shot of whiskey and a botl and it's breakfast ^__^!!