the breakfast depression

i suffer from this.

upon waking up, it will dawn on me during my mild 8 hour long starvation that my breakfast options consist of:

- dry cereal
- nothing

lately i've been feeling terribly sad in the mornings because my stomach is always weeping softly in a corner, deprived of delicious cooked food. and due to low funds and no time i usually go to class famished.

>>11
Here's an idea:  Have some fucking whiskey for breakfast.
It requires almost no preparation other than opening it and maybe pouring it.
It's simple, delicious, and *gasp* booze too.