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Hard to build a computer?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 15:07

Would any average joe with a hint of computer knowledge be able to build one alone with only t3h intarnet to help?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 16:01

>>1
Depends on the average joe. The AVERAGE joe would not understand computers well enough. Someone who has been using computers for awhile and already understands them would probably only need guidance in the process of assembly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 16:33

>>2

So, could the a internet instruction video/manual qualify as "guidance"?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 18:14

>>1
If you need to ask that question, the answer is no.

Name: :D 2008-01-06 19:59

I just built one on Thursday.  This one, actually.  It was easy as shit.  It took about three hours to put together.  My only problem in the setup was because I didn't let the XP installer do its thing - I thought it wasn't working, but it just needed some more time.

Nothing on the internet helped me because I didn't need it.  You already want to build one, so I assume you know a little bit.  It's basically a matter of buying compatible parts and putting the right plugs in the right places.  It helps if you can use a screwdriver.

Step 1: Buy parts (newegg.com is usually cheapest)
Step 2: Stick parts together
Step 3: Put in OS disc, let it work
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Profit

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 21:21

Im guessing step 4 is masturbate repeatedly

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-06 21:36

first off step 4 is always just ??? and it took 3 hours, fuck are you retarded everything only fits in one place, it takes me like 10 minutes to make one from random parts...

Name: :D 2008-01-06 21:52

>>7
I was also pleasuring four women simultaneously and had to run out to Fry's and Micro Center in the middle of building it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 11:05

>>5

Helpful, because the assembly was the most of my worries, since I have a friend who I can ask if X part fits with Y part (but he doesn't live near me so he can't build it for me :( )

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 13:11

>>6
I repeat step 4.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-07 20:45


computer internals are almost idiot proof anymore.  Most parts only fit one plug and can only be plugged in one way.

just don't force anything and keep an eye on the jumpers for your hard drive and CD-Rom.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-08 14:23

Also, don't mangle your equipment trying to get it to fit.

If this was an image board I'd post the screen cap of the forum post where that guy cut off the bottom of a $300 video card because he thought you were supposed to do that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-09 18:21


BEFORE DUMBASS:
+------------------+
|  +----+      *** | $300 please
|  |9800|  === === | 60fps
|  +----+  === === |
+-+        +-------+
  |_|___|__|

AFTER DUMBASS:
+------------------+
|  +----+      *** | $0 please
|  |9800|  === === |  0fps
|  +----+  === === |
+-+_=--__=_+-------+

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