>>6
Truth
We wave our penises to how we use whatever sandcore Lunix distro, but when it comes down to it, we secretly prefer Ubuntu because it's about the only one that's done properly and thus works out of the box, without getting in the way of whatever hacking you want to do after you've installed it.
Real men OSs are: OpenBSD, Plan 9
Sissy OSs are: Linux, Windows, Mac OS X
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ZixH!02oUoQsyWk2007-07-03 7:52 ID:vhy1OHBd
>>10
Gentoo is sorta a mixed box, really. It does have its beauties, but is overwhelmed by a population of shear idiocy. Really went down hill after the Gentoo Foundation took over...
On the otherhand, I hear Sabayon is interesting... still need to check it out though...
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YOUR POST CORRECTED2007-07-03 9:07 ID:icSLDrcu
Real men: Windows NT
faggy rich college students: OS X
Virgin /g/eeks: everything else
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Anonymous2007-07-03 14:45 ID:udzoSu7/
Linux : Real men
BSD : Real men who say anyone can exploit them commericially without contributing to their efforts, in other words, STUPID MEN
Windows 9x : Naked faggot whores with gaping assholes
Windows NT : Faggot whores with gaping assholes in business suits
Windows 2000 : Faggot whores, assholes no longer gaping
Windows XP : Faggot whores in drag
Windows Vista : Transvestite whores, with built-in DRM pimp
CP/M : Underage Taiwanese gay male prostitute
MS-DOS : Plastic toy replica of underage Taiwanese gay male prostitute, 16-bit real-mode capable.
Windows 3.1 : Actual in the flesh underage Taiwanese gay male prostitute. Backed up and requires plastic toy replica.
Xenix : Nothing but a testicle of a real man.
OS/2 : Nigger in a business suit.
OS X : BSD man in drag, but really good drag, can't even tell it's a man. Very *Expensive*
GNU Hurd : Psychotic mental patient who lives in his own world and tells a Real Man (UNIX) what to do
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Anonymous2007-07-03 14:47 ID:0EsC82KJ
>>13
Men who bag my groceries: Windows NT
Faggots: OS X
Smart people: everything else
>>17 Real men don't limit themselves.
Thus real men use Linux.
Faggots do.
Thus they use Windows Vista.
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Anonymous2007-07-04 15:48 ID:NrLv8km6
>>18
OMG SIMPLE AND IRREFUTABLE LOGIC? IN *MY* /COMP/?
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Anonymous2007-07-04 17:20 ID:xZS9T916
Slackware, Arch, Gentoo, Crux, FreeBSD, OpenBSD and everything else that has an actual installer is for zissies, Real men use lfs with self-written source based package managers written in either lisp or asm.
I use Arch btw
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Anonymous2007-07-04 21:06 ID:J5uJum89
Linspire
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Anonymous2007-07-05 0:35 ID:u5hZUT0U
>>18
ARGH! MY EYES! HE TYPED THE "V" WORD MOMMY!!!
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Anonymous2007-07-05 9:49 ID:OiLEP+RU
Real men don't have a computer
Men who know what they are doing use NT/XP
Men who know too much use ubuntu server
Women use MacOS