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How many of you use distros for real men

Name: mecon 2007-07-02 11:32 ID:UI18jo+4

Real Men distributions are: Slackware, Arch, Gentoo, Crux, and etc.
Sissy distributions are: Redhat/fedora, the Debian gang, and especially Suse.

I for one use Slack or Arch depending on the week.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 11:43 ID:RMdtdi3+

>>1
Why Debian and company?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 12:31 ID:OzYVvj8g

>>1
You forgot Ubuntu in the second list.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 13:40 ID:30dwcABQ

Ubuntu is made from Debian hence all them there .deb in them there repoz

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 14:41 ID:foHiNJcX

True non-nigger-Buntu-ized debian is not for sissies, you bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 2:58 ID:wmDuyC3n

Ubuntu is the only dristro that actually fucking works without recomipiling the kernal everytime you change hardware.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 3:04 ID:SLtbhrrU

>>6
ZING!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 3:30 ID:zSSQtr2G

>>6
Truth
We wave our penises to how we use whatever sandcore Lunix distro, but when it comes down to it, we secretly prefer Ubuntu because it's about the only one that's done properly and thus works out of the box, without getting in the way of whatever hacking you want to do after you've installed it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 5:47 ID:D/ixsz+R

>>8
It is great once you get setup though.

Once... a long time ago now, I too had *sniff* working Gentoo. That was when... NO! I CANT GO ON!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 6:59 ID:gN670mtO

>>6
>>7
>>8
idiots. i've never compiled a kernEl on arch, slackware or crux.

also, gentoo is for fags and ricers and should be on the second list.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 7:16 ID:Heaven

Real men OSs are: OpenBSD, Plan 9
Sissy OSs are: Linux, Windows, Mac OS X

Name: ZixH !02oUoQsyWk 2007-07-03 7:52 ID:vhy1OHBd

>>10
Gentoo is sorta a mixed box, really. It does have its beauties, but is overwhelmed by a population of shear idiocy. Really went down hill after the Gentoo Foundation took over...

On the otherhand, I hear Sabayon is interesting... still need to check it out though...

Name: YOUR POST CORRECTED 2007-07-03 9:07 ID:icSLDrcu

Real men: Windows NT
faggy rich college students: OS X
Virgin /g/eeks: everything else

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 14:45 ID:udzoSu7/

Linux : Real men
BSD : Real men who say anyone can exploit them commericially without contributing to their efforts, in other words, STUPID MEN
Windows 9x : Naked faggot whores with gaping assholes
Windows NT : Faggot whores with gaping assholes in business suits
Windows 2000 : Faggot whores, assholes no longer gaping
Windows XP : Faggot whores in drag
Windows Vista : Transvestite whores, with built-in DRM pimp
CP/M : Underage Taiwanese gay male prostitute
MS-DOS : Plastic toy replica of underage Taiwanese gay male prostitute, 16-bit real-mode capable.
Windows 3.1 : Actual in the flesh underage Taiwanese gay male prostitute.  Backed up and requires plastic toy replica.
Xenix : Nothing but a testicle of a real man.
OS/2 : Nigger in a business suit.
OS X : BSD man in drag, but really good drag, can't even tell it's a man.  Very *Expensive*
GNU Hurd : Psychotic mental patient who lives in his own world and tells a Real Man (UNIX) what to do

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 14:47 ID:0EsC82KJ

>>13
Men who bag my groceries: Windows NT
Faggots: OS X
Smart people: everything else

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 19:52 ID:SLtbhrrU

>>14
I fucking lol'd.

Nope, still lol'ing

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 19:54 ID:SLtbhrrU

Real men don't limit themselves.

Faggots do.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 7:07 ID:3gwpp9lo

>>17
Real men don't limit themselves.
Thus real men use Linux.

Faggots do.
Thus they use Windows Vista.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 15:48 ID:NrLv8km6

>>18
OMG SIMPLE AND IRREFUTABLE LOGIC? IN *MY* /COMP/?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 17:20 ID:xZS9T916

Slackware, Arch, Gentoo, Crux, FreeBSD, OpenBSD and everything else that has an actual installer is for zissies, Real men use lfs with self-written source based package managers written in either lisp or asm.

I use Arch btw

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 21:06 ID:J5uJum89

Linspire

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 0:35 ID:u5hZUT0U

>>18
ARGH! MY EYES! HE TYPED THE "V" WORD MOMMY!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 9:49 ID:OiLEP+RU

Real men don't have a computer
Men who know what they are doing use NT/XP
Men who know too much use ubuntu server
Women use MacOS

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