How many of you use distros for real men

Real Men distributions are: Slackware, Arch, Gentoo, Crux, and etc.
Sissy distributions are: Redhat/fedora, the Debian gang, and especially Suse.

I for one use Slack or Arch depending on the week.

Linux : Real men
BSD : Real men who say anyone can exploit them commericially without contributing to their efforts, in other words, STUPID MEN
Windows 9x : Naked faggot whores with gaping assholes
Windows NT : Faggot whores with gaping assholes in business suits
Windows 2000 : Faggot whores, assholes no longer gaping
Windows XP : Faggot whores in drag
Windows Vista : Transvestite whores, with built-in DRM pimp
CP/M : Underage Taiwanese gay male prostitute
MS-DOS : Plastic toy replica of underage Taiwanese gay male prostitute, 16-bit real-mode capable.
Windows 3.1 : Actual in the flesh underage Taiwanese gay male prostitute.  Backed up and requires plastic toy replica.
Xenix : Nothing but a testicle of a real man.
OS/2 : Nigger in a business suit.
OS X : BSD man in drag, but really good drag, can't even tell it's a man.  Very *Expensive*
GNU Hurd : Psychotic mental patient who lives in his own world and tells a Real Man (UNIX) what to do