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Alternative to Microsoft Word?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-24 23:48 ID:mKEX8OeC

I just went to check out OpenOffice and it seems great and all, but it's 93 megs. Any smaller programs out there that can draw tables and such for documents? That's really the only good thing about MS WOrd that I know of and the entire reason I want it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-25 0:08 ID:Heaven

LaTeX

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-25 0:23 ID:FlFmkph3

OMG 93 MEGS THATS LIKE HALF MY HARD DRIVE

Suck it up. That's your best bet. (Incidentally, MS Office installs off a CD. You think there's <100MB on it?)

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-25 0:46 ID:gSfZ9koq

MS works 4.5?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-25 0:55 ID:hOn+z/Qn

>>2
I already use that on my pen0r, if it works on my compUt0r that would be great.

I just assumed the program would be a bloated memory hog if the installer alone is 90 megs. But I'll give it a shot eventually I guess if nothing else.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-25 1:13 ID:qPkzvDGX

Wordpad.exe

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-25 10:09 ID:vb6TQrYu

Use Google docs from Opera!

www.opera.com

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-25 12:07 ID:YMy1v/zR

>>2

LaTeX or troff, depending on your taste.  Note: this is not a troll, these are fine text processors and at least your documents won't be obsolete when the file format changes with the next version of Word.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-25 15:01 ID:+QaVMFhL

Because program size on the HDD = Program size on memory?
I've left openoffice on this pc idling for about a week now. Memory usage hasn't gone above 50mb. At the moment it's just sitting comfortably at 35.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-25 15:13 ID:3H4qcWiQ

>>5
LaTeX installer is several DVDs large.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-25 16:51 ID:pVjXk3MI

>>1
winword kinda sucks.
oowrite is even worse. More bugs and insanity.
Use a text editor to edit text. Like Kate.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-25 17:43 ID:qi16z8u2

>>8
70's abandonware aren't word processors okay

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 3:52 ID:1ssyV6p6

>>12
Truth

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 5:07 ID:3Lu/tGpU

>>12 and >>13 obviously don't know how books (y'know? those things made from paper) are written.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 8:36 ID:9N2LFEas

>>11
winword kinda sucks.
oowrite is even worse. More bugs and insanity.
Use a text editor to edit text. Like vi.

>> fixed

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 9:34 ID:1ssyV6p6

>>14
Books are for old fogeys, I browse text/plain files.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 10:56 ID:rt39c/1N

>>12

8 here.  I know they aren't word processors, that's why I called them text processors.

Discussion of abandonware is totally irrelevant.  Your OS vendor should support whatever troff variant comes with the system (Apple delivers groff).  If you've a Linux support contract, they should support LaTeX for you too.

And if you've got something against the 70s, I presume you're using the NT Kernel (lol bastard child of VMS) which was developed in the 90s rather than a UNIX-like.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 13:57 ID:jxQkBwlZ

If Windows NT didn't happen to suck, I'd say an OS designed with 1990s hardware and concerns in mind would be better than Unixsaur every-fucking-body replicates over and over instead of coming up with an OS designed for today.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 20:00 ID:nkx33lOB

notepad

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 20:07 ID:73flDNou

>>18
obviously doesn't know anything about os design. os design is inherently tricky business if you want to be flexible.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 21:46 ID:Heaven

>>18
UNIX is designed for yesterday, today, and tomorrow. why do 99% of supercomputers run on UNIX or linux? BECAUSE IT _STILL_ WORKS BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE. and in 10 more years, i bet that will still be the case.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 8:28 ID:BIPjuLYw

and in 30 moar years, that will still be the case.

fixed for truth

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 8:51 ID:nsFXoD+8

Draw Table use Lotus123
For Writing Document use WordStar

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 12:33 ID:LqBY6b9o

The problem isn't Unix itself, but all the shit that comes with it. To name a few:
- FHS
- Bunch of core utilities with non-uniform parameters used to write hacks that /should/ work, for most cases, I think, I suppose
- sh/bash/zsh/pretty much all shells
- Hippies stole my . in PATH
- Lol freedom: the second you want to run three applications in X you realize you require libraries for two desktop environments (which go as fat as virutal file systems), three toolkits, several internationalization suites, and a million random libraries (which you usually need to provide yourself), including the ever popular librandomshithahaiwrotealibraryiamgod-2.65.1.3-beta-Distro-6.0.33 .

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 14:27 ID:O7Y6yNoA

>>24
- anyone who is even within a mile of a windows registry cannot say anything abuot fhs
- unix core utilities kick ass, they do everything and without needing a gui.  all the file management utilies like cp, rm, mv etc. have recursive options and ALWAYS WORK, unlike Windows "File is in use by another process" shit.
- bash kicks ass, much better than cmd.exe or even that powershell shit.
- if you really want . in your path why don't you fucking add it.  learn about that bash thing you hate so much.
- you got us on the last point, except for one thing: gui's are for morons.  xterm or gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 16:44 ID:E4a1lr9n

Haha, so you wanna argue about *nix do ya?

It's been beaten to death: http://4-ch.net/code/kareha.pl/1117884645/l50

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 16:54 ID:yK7Kya4n

>>26
Would sir, like some french crys to go with his waaaaaamburger, afterwards I shall you a waaaaaaambulance

gb2/macfaggotry oh wai-- Macs run a BSD *nix variant, I guess that won't work. So...

Please turn in you computer with the guard on your way out the door, he'll be happy to exchange it for the dumb terminal that better suits your mental capacities. Thanks and have a nice day.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 17:38 ID:MgYmsYNx

Ummm..Notepad? Wordpad? They are basic sure but useful as hell...I never use anything else and get along just fine.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 18:35 ID:jhM6ZrIW

>>25
BTW, I like Linux more than Windows. But I'm not a fanboy about it, I admit it's far from perfect as well.

- anyone who is even within a mile of a windows registry cannot say anything abuot fhs
I hate the Windows Registry almost as much as the FHS. However, Windows being shit doesn't justify *nix being shit.

- unix core utilities kick ass, they do everything and without needing a gui.  all the file management utilies like cp, rm, mv etc. have recursive options and ALWAYS WORK, unlike Windows "File is in use by another process" shit.
Sure they do, but they could be MUCH cleaner and MUCH moar consistent. Also, the "file is in use" is not a problem with Windows Explorer (which sucks BTW) or Windows console commands or GNUWin32 or whatever, but a stupid design decision of an OS that sucks.

- bash kicks ass, much better than cmd.exe or even that powershell shit.
Again, CMD is shit, but that doesn't justify Bash being shit. Don't be a fanboy about it. Can you really write Bash scripts without puking at the syntax?

- if you really want . in your path why don't you fucking add it.  learn about that bash thing you hate so much.
Already did; I was joking about the overall paranoid policy, not this particular issue.

- you got us on the last point, except for one thing: gui's are for morons.  xterm or gtfo.
GUIs suck for most things, but you kinda want one for most Internet browsing (few sites are elinks/w3m friendly), sites with images, fappage, and image editing.


>>26
All valid, very good points.

>>28
Do you even do any real work, let alone write programs? If you're on Windows, get PSPad. It's free and powerful. You can also use FAR's console editor with a few plugins. FAR is the only "real user" console tool that's better on Windows than anything you have on Linux (sadly!).

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 23:43 ID:OK0Ce1AC

>>18
backwards compatible, user friendly, flexible (aka powerful). choose two.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 13:13 ID:O8wIkLvr

Again, CMD is shit, but that doesn't justify Bash being shit. Don't be a fanboy about it. Can you really write Bash scripts without puking at the syntax?
FUCKING SIGNED

There's something very wrong with people who like Bash.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 13:25 ID:Heaven

If you don't like a syntacical(sp) language perhaps perl is for you. Lack of formal syntax, however, is why perl is fails hard as a programming/scripting language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 16:15 ID:ZFz7P1w4

Uh, >>32, do you have any idea what "syntax" is?

Of course Perl has a syntax, moron (helo 2 u context-sensitive grammar). All computer languages do. Even Forth. The computer wouldn't be able to understand the code if it didn't.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 17:28 ID:FkCGWjYE

meh read someone else's perl trash or yours a year after you wrote it... the syntax is revative as to be non-fuctional

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 22:38 ID:Xfc0AW5v

>>34
I often hear that, but I have yet to see it. Maybe it's because of the quality of the coders I associate myself with, or maybe I've never dealt with a large enough Perl codebase. So I'm not convinced.

I'll happily point out the stupidities in Perl's syntax, and some of its semantics, but readability outside regex... no.

If I wanted to bitch about readability, I'd start with Python. The language itself is great, but its community has too many dolts who don't believe in comments or documentation. No other language community seems to suffer this affliction, even the ones who also take agile coding seriously. Other than Ruby. Go figure.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 5:36 ID:yJhzXkZ9

>>30
Powerful (flexible) and usable (user-friendly), hands down.

>>35
Perl is unreadable and it's full of retarded design decisions. Some of its features are great, while others make it look like a toy that's little better than Bash. You take long reading the code trying to solve the ambigueties according to page 43 of fucking how do I DWIM. DWIM is shit.

I've worked with Python code. I agree that the language is great, and that there are many in the community who still haven't discovered comments, which pisses me off, but I've also found nice code.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-01 22:20 ID:+xOBIx3f

Perl is unreadable
Again, not that I've seen.

and it's full of retarded design decisions.
Yeah, verily.

I keep hoping Perl6 will fix some of the more idiotic ones, but it's been in development what... seven years now? If it wasn't for Pugs it'd be effectively dead, IMHO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 7:02 ID:/VsggQYv

2007 is the year of the Linux desktop, of Perl 6, of PHP 6, of Python 3000, ...

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 9:21 ID:Heaven

The year of the Linux desktop written in Perl 6.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 12:01 ID:Mse510Z4

LOOK ASSES, BASH IS A FUCKING SHELL.  YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO WRITE REAL PROGRAMS IN IT.

SAME WITH PERL, EXCEPT THERE'S NO INTERACTIVE PROMPT.  PERL 6, NOW WITH NEW INTERACTIVE MODE!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 13:47 ID:v4GWUSry

>>38

2007 is the year of the Linux desktop, of Perl 6, of PHP 6, of Python 3000, ...
you forgot GNU Hurd and duke Nukem Forevah

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 14:25 ID:T9S0Wn5z

>>40
Well, I like a programmable shell with a syntax that doesn't make
me want to kill myself.

>>41
I also forgot KDE 4 and CSS3

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 14:52 ID:Heaven

notepad

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 17:03 ID:Heaven

Nexenta OS

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 19:17 ID:8VaNTDJ7

Emacs

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 19:45 ID:YK8WvQj0

tetex

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 22:01 ID:wDgHLPwD

40 replies and no one mentions abiword?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 2:19 ID:K96VdPgx

Abiword is a nice piece of work.

It's really too bad it's getting almost no development love anymore. OO stole all the mindshare. :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 7:16 ID:akhZAO03

vi

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 15:31 ID:azVv5W52

>>48
Yeah, but OO looks terrible...  Should've just use Abiword as a basis.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 22:28 ID:ktbmw7JD

>>50
OO.o was based on Star Office. fyi

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 0:14 ID:C0QHf2cK

>>51
So?  That doesn't make it good.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 8:22 ID:Oao032ls

>>51
apparently, you need to learn about the contraction, Should've.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 9:23 ID:ClyuoJyK

check out google company. i heared that that they made a program that will beat microsoft ass

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 9:44 ID:FFkFZ6nf

>>54
SLOW WEB APP IS SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 13:55 ID:jGQZ9dRr

>>51-53
Star Wars was based on Star Trek, FYI.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 16:50 ID:Heaven

>>56
niggers were based on junglebunnies, IIRC.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-06 12:14 ID:Heaven

install ONLY writer, install everything and its way below 93MB

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-06 12:16 ID:Heaven

install ONLY writer,*dont install everything and its way below 93MB

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-22 15:47 ID:0hRLED5k

Office Word 2007 is superior

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 4:40 ID:51ha3alj

vim. anything else is bloat

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 11:20 ID:pIehvwca

>>61
vim is bloated, friend.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 14:30 ID:McWERSqe

>>62
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made with vim

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 14:56 ID:0MSpPy7h

vi > vim

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 14:57 ID:Heaven

ed > vi

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 15:47 ID:MY3yfE1B

Abiword

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 20:19 ID:mBMvRAU+

Word Perfect 5.1 in a doxbox

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 20:45 ID:jzzzQeMU

>>63
Fuck you.  gVim is dope.

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