Alternative to Microsoft Word?

I just went to check out OpenOffice and it seems great and all, but it's 93 megs. Any smaller programs out there that can draw tables and such for documents? That's really the only good thing about MS WOrd that I know of and the entire reason I want it.

LOOK ASSES, BASH IS A FUCKING SHELL.  YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO WRITE REAL PROGRAMS IN IT.

SAME WITH PERL, EXCEPT THERE'S NO INTERACTIVE PROMPT.  PERL 6, NOW WITH NEW INTERACTIVE MODE!!