Alternative to Microsoft Word?

I just went to check out OpenOffice and it seems great and all, but it's 93 megs. Any smaller programs out there that can draw tables and such for documents? That's really the only good thing about MS WOrd that I know of and the entire reason I want it.

If you don't like a syntacical(sp) language perhaps perl is for you. Lack of formal syntax, however, is why perl is fails hard as a programming/scripting language.