Oh yes, another Harry Potter thread, but whatever. Someone earlier mentioned there had been rape in Harry Potter, it's been a while since I read the books (except for 7, which I finished yesterday) and other than the whole "SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED TO ARIANA NOBODY TALKS ABOUT LOL" I can't think of any other scenes that might've suggested rape.
Enlighten me.
Also, ITT, we pay our respects to the fallen characters. And if you're on 4chan, you're bound to bump into spoilers. So if you don't want spoilers, GTFO the interwebz.
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Anonymous2007-07-23 7:28 ID:HyxeqHLP
Harry tries to suck his own dick,but fails and dies.
the end :(
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Anonymous2007-07-23 8:27 ID:XrNoo35A
the part where Bellatrix tortures Hermione
yeah
only part I got
There's been rape all along in the Potter series ... and as a result of which, Rowling now laughs all the way to her castle. Once the Great Marketing Machine started up, you infantile buyers (i.e. rape victims) out there in La-La Land (America, etc.) started buyin' up these books. Sure, there was a boost at first since there's a modicum of story there, then it went fucking APESHIT. That's a sure sign some Jew or other "Lord of Capital" was gettin' paid.
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Anonymous2007-07-23 17:36 ID:yXTx0ZEJ
The only thing that bugs me about the end of this epic, and it is epic, series is that Luna and Harry didn't hook up, yes, Ginny was nice and all that but.. Sheesh. Luna was just so.. Quirky. Gotta love her.
Would at least liked to have heard what happened to her.
(Hopefully not marrying Neville.. O_o)
What bugs me is NO REVEALATION ABOUT ANYONE EXPCET FOR THE TRIO + REDHEAD SLUT.
God.
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Anonymous2007-07-23 19:01 ID:yXTx0ZEJ
>>8
I tried to put it a bit more delicately, aah well.
Yes, that is the jist of it...
The movie only made it more so, excellent choice of actress IMHO.
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Anonymous2007-07-23 23:09 ID:7eUAmQGk
i love that the publisher's stock plummeted after this, since there won't be any more books to make megabucks off of.
Yeah there will be residual sales, but no more 12 million first print runs.
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Anonymous2007-07-24 3:41 ID:6fwHP9Ii
Ending bugged me too. Not enough Luna
Luna >>>>> unsurmountable wall >>>> Ginny
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Anonymous2007-07-24 10:07 ID:3G7MNW3L
Well, from my point of view it seemed like Umbridge got horse-cock hard in the ass in the end of book 5...
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Anonymous2007-07-24 17:02 ID:6HDC0qp/
aberforth and goats anyone, seriously what was that about?
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Anonymous2007-07-24 21:08 ID:Nu3snfjG
Ariana got loved tenderly by a group of Muggles. Big Daddy Dumbledore went out and Pwned them. Went to Jail and died.
Though I really liked him killing Nagini. Great move.
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Anonymous2007-07-27 19:59 ID:23t1pmEE
Neville is hardcore.
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Anonymous2007-07-27 21:02 ID:KHWXIH+i
Neville is beyond hardcore- he is a level of awesome that we can only dream of....
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Anonymous2007-07-27 23:16 ID:uiPrxZED
>>21
Was there ever any doubt? He excelled at herbology.
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Anonymous2007-07-27 23:32 ID:/S0S3bww
He excelled at being badass in a very unbadass sort of way.
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Anonymous2007-07-28 1:13 ID:ZZYSrBf0
What I don't understand is how the fuck Neville winds up with the sword of Gryffindor at the end. Last I checked, that goblin made off with it in the bank, and they never bothered with the fake that was in the vault.
I wanted that dragon to come back and fuck some shit up in the battle of Hogwarts. Maybe it knew Harry had freed it and had some gratitude, so what if it was blind.
And why wasn't Snape in one of the portraits when HP returns to the office? Didn't Dumbledore appear like instantly after he died? I was hoping there would be a scene right after Harry got his mug out of the Penseive, with Snape's portrait being all bitter, "Well Potter, fucking satisfied?" You suppose that HP's regard of Snape has spun 180, but there's no sign of it. At the last chapter, there's nothing to indicate that HP didn't leave Snape to rot where he died. Its not until all the way in the fucking epilogue, when HP reveals to his son that he was named after Severus.
PS, "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
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Anonymous2007-07-28 1:32 ID:kzGtn3Cs
What I think is funny is the fact that Voldemort's whole plan would've unfurled as soon as he had to start dealing with the military.
Guns (aka Muggle Wands) are rapid fire death machines that don't require anyone to shout anything.
Sure the wizarding folk could probably hold out a little bit, but they'd never actually acheive power outside of their little circle.
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Anonymous2007-07-28 2:27 ID:eysHa0OV
>>28
I'm pretty sure it's the same way that Harry got the sword at the end of the second book. That's just what the sorting hat can do. It can teleport the sword of Gryffindor to someone who is a true griffindor at heart. Like Neville.
>>29
Well, seeing as how Voldy is already a part of a SUPER SECRET MAGIC SOCIETY, he could probably work behind the scenes to make all the muggle nations kill eachother rather than him. Either that or use the Elder wand (if he ever could loop-hole it back into his posession) to turn every gun in the world into a flower, or deadly snake or something. Or even just use his Legillimency to turn all the muggle soldiers against each other on the spot.
Really, Wizards have all sorts of Hax to counter "Haha you ded" type situations.
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Anonymous2007-07-28 8:53 ID:BzCP86oC
>>30
Ha ha. Griphook was royally screwed over. GG Harry and Neville! Goblins are such noobs.
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Anonymous2007-07-29 10:27 ID:p/UifhWy
I find it funny that if Voldemort had used his regular wand and not the Elder wand in his final battle against Harry, he would've killed him.
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Anonymous2007-07-29 17:58 ID:dZswMNL1
>>32
that makes me sad......i'm a huge voldemort fan......DAMMIT VOLDIE!!!!!WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND GET PWNED BY SOME GOOFY TEENAGER!!!!!!
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Anonymous2007-07-31 21:22 ID:bbvhXFqU
>>32
Actually, i'm pretty sure if Voldy had tried that, the wand-core hax would still apply, just like it did when Voldemort used Lucius's wand and Harry used his phoenix wand, except in reverse. Voldemort's Phoenix want would have went "O shit! it's that Harry kid!" and fucked itself up. Then Voldemort would have to use the Elder wand and get auto-pwn'd.
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Anonymous2007-08-01 15:05 ID:xKybexSm
>>34
Fucking Deus Ex Machina.
But I thought he couldn't use Lucius' wand against Harry because of that part of Voldie's soul that was still inside Harry?
And since Harry kinda died, but came back for whatever reason, that would no longer count.
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Anonymous2007-08-01 21:28 ID:V4qE8k95
>>35
Well, I dunno, it's possible. Rowling could have thought up any number of deus Ex Machina to supply a happy ending. I would assume that the wand-core connection is still there, just because the wands still have those imprints on them.
Another possible alternate outcome is this: Remember that the reason Harry came back is because Voldemort has a body made of Harry's blood (and thus Lily's protection), which, as Dumbledore said "Tethered Harry's life to his." It's altogether possible that Harry was just out-and-out immune to death at that point. Or at least immune to death by Voldemort. If Voldemort HAD used the Phoenix wand and pwn'd Harry again Harry could have hung out with Dumbledore some more to discuss battle strategy in the matrix, then come back, freak Voldemort the fuck out(since death is the thing he fears most, meeting someone who is immune to it once all of his death protection is gone would make him panic), and fuck up Voldy's shit once and for all.
(And before you ask why isn't Voldemort's life tethered to Harry, it's because Harry doesn't have a body full of Voldemort blood.)
I think Neville should have killed Bellatrix instead of stupid fucking Mrs.Weasley. What the hell was that?!
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Anonymous2007-08-02 10:09 ID:emt935bg
>>37
I thought that was rather badass. Most loyal follower of the Darkest wizard of all time owned by a mother of 7. Now 6.
>>36
I see, but still... that doesn't make much sense to me. This really just means that Harry was always immune to Voldemort and could never really be killed. And that, my dear friend, is just boring.
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Anonymous2007-08-02 11:06 ID:z5PDykdM
>And that, my dear friend, is just boring.
Welcome to the Wizarding World.
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Anonymous2007-08-02 13:06 ID:VvYr8z78
>>38
>This really just means that Harry was always immune to Voldemort
no, not always. It was Voldemort's fuck up in GoF (taking Harry's blood to recreate his physical body) that made their connection even closer than that of an unintended human horcrux.
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Anonymous2007-08-03 1:11 ID:GchzFpnJ
>>38
The point is, I think, that Voldemort made the ultimate mistake by underestimating the power of Lily's love for her child. Thus, he took the protection in Harry's blood into himself, thinking it would help him, when really it was his downfall.
And besides, I think Harry could still have been Killed, just not by Voldemort (Who he met face-to-face, like, 3 times in the whole series, and once it ended up being Dumbledore's fight, not his.)
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Anonymous2007-08-03 18:30 ID:t49yyADA
i finished it yesterday and im gonna be honest that is by far the best story i have ever read heard or anything. all the books were the shit.
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Anonymous2007-08-03 19:11 ID:6ablW+2U
since book 4 harry could have just went nuts and attacked voldemort head on whenever he wanted, for the most part.
And since book 2 Harry should have been getting steamy BJs from Hermione in some unused room in Hogwart's. What's your point, #43? It's not like Rowling was writing THAT MUCH reality into the books. It's the sad skill of writers to extend drama and create tension.
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Anonymous2007-08-04 1:21 ID:aEMYRS/i
BUMP FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
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Anonymous2007-08-04 3:13 ID:WlajdXbz
Luna was raped by voldermort several times, at least in the Japanese versioon of the 7th book.
In seriousness, why didn't harry just get a shot gun after voldermort?
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Anonymous2007-08-04 14:25 ID:Zy9VCnKM
Its so weird. My friend found a fake version of book 7 where Harry totally looses it. He kills a dick load of Death Eaters then proceeds to rape Ginny(and she likes it). Also Ron and Luna died as well. Unfortunately he accidentally deleted the file. Anyone got it or know where we can get it(again)?
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Anonymous2007-08-05 11:32 ID:b6N7sHuJ
Rowling makes terrible villains.
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Anonymous2007-08-05 17:25 ID:Pk1Cfmbi
hary should have charged his lazor and shot it a voldimort
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Yea. I know. Thats why I'm asking if anyone has it. I guess I'll go check fanfiction.net. They probably wont have it tho.
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Anonymous2007-08-08 3:54 ID:Hu2ajiPT
no there defiantly wasn't anything other then the thing that happened to her when she was little
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Anonymous2007-08-10 4:47 ID:hz+ccvUG
greyback was hinting at raping hermione at the malfoy house
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Anonymous2007-08-10 22:17 ID:1klCdYkp
Looking for sexual subtext in Harry Potter is pointless, its like looking for a touching relationship in a porno flick.
That said, anyone read the end of HP7 as EXACTLY the same as almost every Brian Jacques(Redwall series) story ever? I still laugh sometimes about when Weasley's mom actually called Beatrix a bitch. Don't ask why.
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Anonymous2007-08-11 0:00 ID:ctE5e6I8
OMG VOLDEMORT KILLZ SNAPE AHH!!!!!!! hi u guys
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Anonymous2007-08-11 5:10 ID:ixJHrXXZ
harry call him dter albus severus
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Anonymous2007-08-11 6:46 ID:bUXp4vqG
>>41 One could query whether the Deathly Hallows had an effect on Harry's Survival - he had the Cloak and Ring, and the Elder
Wand was technically his. This could also have led to his survival.
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Anonymous2007-08-11 12:54 ID:4rEmn8JC
does u remembor teh time when hermione gets freezed by the bazilisk and harry and ron cum to visit her in the hospital and they R all alone? reckon they did things to her...u know...sexual and stuff...
pop goes the weesel ey
Harry didn't survive that scene in the forest in the 7th book because of the blood, he survived it because the Elder Wand refused to kill him, and just stunned him instead.
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Anonymous2007-08-23 0:56 ID:3eninBLD
Yeah, no. He did die. That's how everyone else was protected from Voldemort during the last part of the battle. He sacrificed himself for them.
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Anonymous2007-08-23 22:38 ID:41mb27aE
Yeah, it wasn't because they were mostly skilled wizards protecting everything they hold dear or anything like that. That would just be dumb.
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Anonymous2007-08-30 8:49 ID:lRflbgbZ
Wasn't it trippy when Griphook hoodwinked Ginny into a bat bogey blowjob bonanza? He slapped her tits, hexed her quim, and spelunked in her transfigured turd tunnel.
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Anonymous2007-08-31 9:15 ID:GLRK+qyB
>>38 even if he waas imune to Voldy all along, you didn't know that untill the end of book 7, so it doesn't matter.
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Anonymous2007-08-31 22:35 ID:T2cDyQuo
harry should have died i lost money on that shit
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Anonymous2007-09-01 3:14 ID:nPBcjtha
Voldemort and Harry get together in the end.
all that matters?
of course.
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Anonymous2007-09-01 21:29 ID:YLXl7zXE
>>37
Be thankful Molly AK'd her and didn't nag Bella to death. Christ. Molly Weasly - Never to be shutting the fuck up through seven fucking books.
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Anonymous2007-09-02 0:04 ID:Mwq3fdTV
if youre looking for hp rape just fucking read a fanfic, im sure theres one or two harry potter fan fics around, i know the book wasnt all that popular
The Onion released a spoof video during all the speculation that was happening just before the release of book 7. As a joke they speculate about a potential date rape. This may be where that rumor started.
If Voldemort had just used his wand to indirectly kill Generic Hero Figure, he'd have won. I mean, instead of "OMG U DIE WITH TEH SAME SPEEL I USE 4 EVERYTHIN", he could've caused the building to collapse on everyone.
I suppose then there wouldn't have been any plot, but - Oh, wait.
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Anonymous2007-10-10 3:44
Professor Snape furiously ripped away Hermoine's undergarments and hosed her down with yellow and musky warlock piss. The imperious curse kept Dobby to the busy work of stuffing his green goblin ass with a splintered bedpost. Snape twirled his wand and hexed her little tits to produce troll's milk, in which the professor fed most hungrily, filling himself like a tick.
Sweat poured from the professor's pale face as he slathered two fingers with saliva, then crammed his boney digits into Hermoines puckered poop pot. His wirey arms were as immoveable to her as iron bars as her squeals turned to watery gags. Snape wisely waited until the scent of stomach acid found his nose before he pistoned his hips and pumped her tight throat with warlock gravey.
There is rape sprinkled and hinted at all throughout the Harry Potter books. Not only was Dumbledore's little sis, Ariana raped so was a lot of others. Here they are:
In Goblet of Fire it is vaguely hinted that the Death Eaters raped the Muggles on the campsite.
In Order of the Phoenix Umbridge was raped by the Centaurs.
Heck, even Voldemort was a hard-core rapist. Did you notice how Old Hepzibah flirted with him? I bet you once he poisoned her he banged her dead body. Plus, it says all over how handsome Voldemort/Tom Riddle was.
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Anonymous2009-05-13 1:28
Good book series, but I don't think I'll be going back to read them again, for fear that my nostalgia goggles will break.
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Anonymous2010-02-02 21:13
And Voldy has all indications of fucking corpses from his cave! Anybody notice those inferi and what the meant? ANd I really am serious.
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Anonymous2010-02-02 21:15
God only knows what he did to Dumbles body after he got the wand!