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Rape!? In my Harry Potter?!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 7:00 ID:qsUaYBTj

Oh yes, another Harry Potter thread, but whatever. Someone earlier mentioned there had been rape in Harry Potter, it's been a while since I read the books (except for 7, which I finished yesterday) and other than the whole "SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED TO ARIANA NOBODY TALKS ABOUT LOL" I can't think of any other scenes that might've suggested rape.
Enlighten me.

Also, ITT, we pay our respects to the fallen characters. And if you're on 4chan, you're bound to bump into spoilers. So if you don't want spoilers, GTFO the interwebz.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 1:11 ID:GchzFpnJ

>>38
The point is, I think, that Voldemort made the ultimate mistake by underestimating the power of Lily's love for her child. Thus, he took the protection in Harry's blood into himself, thinking it would help him, when really it was his downfall.

And besides, I think Harry could still have been Killed, just not by Voldemort (Who he met face-to-face, like, 3 times in the whole series, and once it ended up being Dumbledore's fight, not his.)

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 18:30 ID:t49yyADA

i finished it yesterday and im gonna be honest that is by far the best story i have ever read heard or anything. all the books were the shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 19:11 ID:6ablW+2U

since book 4 harry could have just went nuts and attacked voldemort head on whenever he wanted, for the most part.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 19:38 ID:eLY5h4vA

And since book 2 Harry should have been getting steamy BJs from Hermione in some unused room in Hogwart's.  What's your point, #43?  It's not like Rowling was writing THAT MUCH reality into the books.  It's the sad skill of writers to extend drama and create tension.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 1:21 ID:aEMYRS/i

BUMP FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 3:13 ID:WlajdXbz

Luna was raped by voldermort several times, at least in the Japanese versioon of the 7th book.

In seriousness, why didn't harry just get a shot gun after voldermort?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 14:25 ID:Zy9VCnKM

Its so weird.  My friend found a fake version of book 7 where Harry totally looses it.  He kills a dick load of Death Eaters then proceeds to rape Ginny(and she likes it).  Also Ron and Luna died as well.  Unfortunately he accidentally deleted the file.  Anyone got it or know where we can get it(again)?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 11:32 ID:b6N7sHuJ

Rowling makes terrible villains.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:25 ID:Pk1Cfmbi

hary should have charged his lazor and shot it a voldimort

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 17:26 ID:Pk1Cfmbi

lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 7:35 ID:/Y+GIw2X

>>47
MUCH WANT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 12:15 ID:Af6AU1LT

Conclusion: The Harry Potter books are fucking gay.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-06 13:34 ID:vx6LExmX

>>52 But not nearly as gay as this post.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 17:54 ID:+e5oeogP

>>51
Yea.  I know.  Thats why I'm asking if anyone has it.  I guess I'll go check fanfiction.net.  They probably wont have it tho.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 3:54 ID:Hu2ajiPT

no there defiantly wasn't anything other then the thing that happened to her when she was little

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 4:47 ID:hz+ccvUG

greyback was hinting at raping hermione at the malfoy house

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 22:17 ID:1klCdYkp

Looking for sexual subtext in Harry Potter is pointless, its like looking for a touching relationship in a porno flick.

That said, anyone read the end of HP7 as EXACTLY the same as almost every Brian Jacques(Redwall series) story ever? I still laugh sometimes about when Weasley's mom actually called Beatrix a bitch. Don't ask why.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 0:00 ID:ctE5e6I8

OMG VOLDEMORT KILLZ SNAPE AHH!!!!!!! hi u guys

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 5:10 ID:ixJHrXXZ

harry call him dter albus severus

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 6:46 ID:bUXp4vqG

>>41 One could query whether the Deathly Hallows had an effect on Harry's Survival - he had the Cloak and Ring, and the Elder
Wand was technically his. This could also have led to his survival.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 12:54 ID:4rEmn8JC

does u remembor teh time when hermione gets freezed by the bazilisk and harry and ron cum to visit her in the hospital and they R all alone? reckon they did things to her...u know...sexual and stuff...
pop goes the weesel ey

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 2:29 ID:bhS2kEv4

>>61
if i was there i would rape her to death

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 19:28 ID:TjQINvDH

>>37

Mrs. Weasley was awesomesauce, what are you talking about?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 22:13 ID:0X0qj8Xj

>>10

I second this comment.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 6:00 ID:wpKD/2cL

dfh

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 4:09 ID:pHEsQRIk

>>61
DON'T DO IT SHINJI!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-21 19:41 ID:mR1RiLQr

Harry didn't survive that scene in the forest in the 7th book because of the blood, he survived it because the Elder Wand refused to kill him, and just stunned him instead.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 0:56 ID:3eninBLD

Yeah, no. He did die. That's how everyone else was protected from Voldemort during the last part of the battle. He sacrificed himself for them.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-23 22:38 ID:41mb27aE

Yeah, it wasn't because they were mostly skilled wizards protecting everything they hold dear or anything like that. That would just be dumb.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-30 8:49 ID:lRflbgbZ

Wasn't it trippy when Griphook hoodwinked Ginny into a bat bogey blowjob bonanza? He slapped her tits, hexed her quim, and spelunked in her transfigured turd tunnel.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 9:15 ID:GLRK+qyB

>>38  even if he waas imune to Voldy all along, you didn't know that untill the end of book 7, so it doesn't matter.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 22:35 ID:T2cDyQuo

harry should have died i lost money on that shit

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 3:14 ID:nPBcjtha

Voldemort and Harry get together in the end.


all that matters?
of course.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 21:29 ID:YLXl7zXE

>>37
Be thankful Molly AK'd her and didn't nag Bella to death.  Christ.  Molly Weasly - Never to be shutting the fuck up through seven fucking books.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 0:04 ID:Mwq3fdTV

if youre looking for hp rape just fucking read a fanfic, im sure theres one or two harry potter fan fics around, i know the book wasnt all that popular

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-02 20:07 ID:brpBJ3j2

dumbledore had bumsecks with grindlewald, he was bad. thats why grindy left

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 1:17 ID:n80ow71y

Ron Weasley is Voldemort. If you read book 4 somewhere around the middle, there is clear evidence that Harry raped Dumbledore in the face.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-12 18:30 ID:hDxdCS5X

Facerape?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-13 16:17 ID:t6SrHorH

One of the horcruxs is harry's dick

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 17:58 ID:pFnfWvR4

The Onion released a spoof video during all the speculation that was happening just before the release of book 7. As a joke they speculate about a potential date rape. This may be where that rumor started.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/j_k_rowling_hints_at_harry_potter

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