Rape!? In my Harry Potter?!

Oh yes, another Harry Potter thread, but whatever. Someone earlier mentioned there had been rape in Harry Potter, it's been a while since I read the books (except for 7, which I finished yesterday) and other than the whole "SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED TO ARIANA NOBODY TALKS ABOUT LOL" I can't think of any other scenes that might've suggested rape.
Enlighten me.

Also, ITT, we pay our respects to the fallen characters. And if you're on 4chan, you're bound to bump into spoilers. So if you don't want spoilers, GTFO the interwebz.

Harry tries  to suck his own dick,but fails and dies.
the end :(

the part where Bellatrix tortures Hermione
yeah
only part I got

>>3

That wasn't ra-

...

Nevermind.

hazza seez rons bush

There's been rape all along in the Potter series ... and as a result of which, Rowling now laughs all the way to her castle.  Once the Great Marketing Machine started up, you infantile buyers (i.e. rape victims) out there in La-La Land (America, etc.) started buyin' up these books.  Sure, there was a boost at first since there's a modicum of story there, then it went fucking APESHIT.  That's a sure sign some Jew or other "Lord of Capital" was gettin' paid.

The only thing that bugs me about the end of this epic, and it is epic, series is that Luna and Harry didn't hook up, yes, Ginny was nice and all that but.. Sheesh. Luna was just so.. Quirky. Gotta love her.
Would at least liked to have heard what happened to her.
(Hopefully not marrying Neville.. O_o)

>>7

I agree, Luna gets me hard like no other.

What bugs me is NO REVEALATION ABOUT ANYONE EXPCET FOR THE TRIO + REDHEAD SLUT.

God.

>>8
I tried to put it a bit more delicately, aah well.
Yes, that is the jist of it...
The movie only made it more so, excellent choice of actress IMHO.

i love that the publisher's stock plummeted after this, since there won't be any more books to make megabucks off of.

Yeah there will be residual sales, but no more 12 million first print runs.

Ending bugged me too. Not enough Luna
Luna >>>>> unsurmountable wall >>>> Ginny

Well, from my point of view it seemed like Umbridge got horse-cock hard in the ass in the end of book 5...

aberforth and goats anyone, seriously what was that about?

Ariana got loved tenderly by a group of Muggles. Big Daddy Dumbledore went out and Pwned them. Went to Jail and died.

I'm pretty sure that's what they mean by "rape."

>>15
That makes me thoroughly...

happy.

whatever happened to neville?

Neville should be the hero of the books, Harry's an emo fag

>>18

Seconded.

I'm pretty sure Umbrige was gang raped by the centaurs.

Neville became just another professor. Probably herbology.

>>21
Yes. He did.
Herbology professor.

):

DAMN YOU ROWLING.

Though I really liked him killing Nagini. Great move.

Neville is hardcore.

Neville is beyond hardcore- he is a level of awesome that we can only dream of....

>>21
Was there ever any doubt? He excelled at herbology.

He excelled at being badass in a very unbadass sort of way.

What I don't understand is how the fuck Neville winds up with the sword of Gryffindor at the end.  Last I checked, that goblin made off with it in the bank, and they never bothered with the fake that was in the vault.

I wanted that dragon to come back and fuck some shit up in the battle of Hogwarts.  Maybe it knew Harry had freed it and had some gratitude, so what if it was blind.

And why wasn't Snape in one of the portraits when HP returns to the office?  Didn't Dumbledore appear like instantly after he died?  I was hoping there would be a scene right after Harry got his mug out of the Penseive, with Snape's portrait being all bitter, "Well Potter, fucking satisfied?"  You suppose that HP's regard of Snape has spun 180, but there's no sign of it.  At the last chapter, there's nothing to indicate that HP didn't leave Snape to rot where he died.  Its not until all the way in the fucking epilogue, when HP reveals to his son that he was named after Severus.

PS, "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

What I think is funny is the fact that Voldemort's whole plan would've unfurled as soon as he had to start dealing with the military.

Guns (aka Muggle Wands) are rapid fire death machines that don't require anyone to shout anything.

Sure the wizarding folk could probably hold out a little bit, but they'd never actually acheive power outside of their little circle.

>>28
I'm pretty sure it's the same way that Harry got the sword at the end of the second book. That's just what the sorting hat can do. It can teleport the sword of Gryffindor to someone who is a true griffindor at heart. Like Neville.

>>29
Well, seeing as how Voldy is already a part of a SUPER SECRET MAGIC SOCIETY, he could probably work behind the scenes to make all the muggle nations kill eachother rather than him. Either that or use the Elder wand (if he ever could loop-hole it back into his posession) to turn every gun in the world into a flower, or deadly snake or something. Or even just use his Legillimency to turn all the muggle soldiers against each other on the spot.

Really, Wizards have all sorts of Hax to counter "Haha you ded" type situations.

>>30
Ha ha. Griphook was royally screwed over. GG Harry and Neville! Goblins are such noobs.

I find it funny that if Voldemort had used his regular wand and not the Elder wand in his final battle against Harry, he would've killed him.

>>32
 that makes me sad......i'm a huge voldemort fan......DAMMIT VOLDIE!!!!!WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND GET PWNED BY SOME GOOFY TEENAGER!!!!!!

>>32
Actually, i'm pretty sure if Voldy had tried that, the wand-core hax would still apply, just like it did when Voldemort used Lucius's wand and Harry used his phoenix wand, except in reverse. Voldemort's Phoenix want would have went "O shit! it's that Harry kid!" and fucked itself up. Then Voldemort would have to use the Elder wand and get auto-pwn'd.

>>34
Fucking Deus Ex Machina.
But I thought he couldn't use Lucius' wand against Harry because of that part of Voldie's soul that was still inside Harry?
And since Harry kinda died, but came back for whatever reason, that would no longer count.

>>35
Well, I dunno, it's possible. Rowling could have thought up any number of deus Ex Machina to supply a happy ending. I would assume that the wand-core connection is still there, just because the wands still have those imprints on them.

Another possible alternate outcome is this: Remember that the reason Harry came back is because Voldemort has a body made of Harry's blood (and thus Lily's protection), which, as Dumbledore said "Tethered Harry's life to his." It's altogether possible that Harry was just out-and-out immune to death at that point. Or at least immune to death by Voldemort. If Voldemort HAD used the Phoenix wand and pwn'd Harry again Harry could have hung out with Dumbledore some more to discuss battle strategy in the matrix, then come back, freak Voldemort the fuck out(since death is the thing he fears most, meeting someone who is immune to it once all of his death protection is gone would make him panic), and fuck up Voldy's shit once and for all.

(And before you ask why isn't Voldemort's life tethered to Harry, it's because Harry doesn't have a body full of Voldemort blood.)

I think Neville should have killed Bellatrix instead of stupid fucking Mrs.Weasley. What the hell was that?!

>>37
I thought that was rather badass. Most loyal follower of the Darkest wizard of all time owned by a mother of 7. Now 6.

>>36
I see, but still... that doesn't make much sense to me. This really just means that Harry was always immune to Voldemort and could never really be killed. And that, my dear friend, is just boring.

>And that, my dear friend, is just boring.
Welcome to the Wizarding World.

>>38
>This really just means that Harry was always immune to Voldemort

no, not always. It was Voldemort's fuck up in GoF (taking Harry's blood to recreate his physical body) that made their connection even closer than that of an unintended human horcrux.