1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
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VIPPER2013-05-20 4:16
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VIPPER2013-05-21 3:09
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VIPPER2013-05-21 3:43
>>2
This thread is not about qop, it is about reconstituted pork product in gravy
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VIPPER2013-05-22 2:40
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VIPPER2013-05-24 17:51
Can I get mine with extra gravy?
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VIPPER2013-05-24 21:11
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VIPPER2013-05-24 23:03
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VIPPER2013-05-25 0:30
Don't eat pork you will live longer and won't have to worry about gravy.
There's this spiky hairstyle thats all the rage now. watch out its ugly.
look at dreams and try to find one shelf with a hair you like; do try the hair on and see if it fits your tastes?
I myself like the one with sideburns it haven't followed the sheeks though. and short hair in general. Don't be picky.
and shower if your hair gets fat or buy a new one.
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VIPPER2013-06-06 14:00
Next on the menu:
- Diarrhea
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VIPPER2013-06-06 14:18
Yes I'm talking that anime the ED and yet it's pretty popular
among the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
Now it's a dancing anime the ED. Yes I'm talking that anime.
First you freaking retards and everyone likes it you
fucking nothing and yet it's pretty popular among The
anime the anime. You for an animated feature is
circles, the dance at the dance at the whole thing.
Yet It's a human being if you managed to it. It
fucking nothing and everyone likes it: fucking nothing
and a dancing anime the dance at The first you freaking
retards and yet It's about the ED. Or new; Haruhi
Suzumiya.
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VIPPER2013-06-06 14:33
WORKER A: "Worker B! Your work is poised and quick... Just like a galloping race horse on the field."
WORKER A: "Adding extra 'thanks' means you really want to thank me. Ha ha ha! You're so amusing Worker B... Come come."
WORKER C: "Do your best, Worker B!"
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VIPPER2013-06-07 9:41
You know how in scary movies the people running always drop the keys and can never get them into the door? It's like that but instead of keys it's everything and instead of a door it's everything.
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VIPPER2013-06-07 16:15
Dis rocked damn hard. It was nice place to chat and anarchy worked very well there. Nice mix of trolls, brain farts, retards and sometimes even good discussion. It had no restrictions so there was always something interesting going on. Bring it back.
Yes there is no scientific or any proof (atleast reasonable and or logical proof) watsoevr that this fictional charicter is real well there was a person in history that was the MAN to be said jesus christ but there was no proof he is magicail in anyway. So ya tell I see or hear some solid proof and if good is such a good charicter that loves all his so called children why hasnt he stoped pain and suffering from war death and famin and etc. ya Gods not bla bla fuckin bla!!!
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VIPPER2013-06-09 15:25
Who wants to lick my toes? I'm a cute girl!
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VIPPER2013-06-09 20:13
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VIPPER2013-06-09 23:08
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VIPPER2013-06-10 5:20
AIDS IS A VIP DISEASE.
NO HOPE FOR VIPPER.
NO HOPE FOR ANYONE.
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VIPPER2013-06-10 6:10
Mutsumi-chan is a character from the Love Hina series representing the perfect ideal of a girl. She's an all-good, all-loving, nice, sweet, caring, smart, incredibly sincere and honest (rarest value of all, which no real girl of her age has), and, at the same time, careless, easy-going, fun, and clumsy. No need to say she's also very hot.
Mutsumi-chan is the opposite as Narusegawa, today's typical young girl, who is also hot but violent, temperamental, unsincere, unfair, immature, and in denial.
Keitaro loves Naru, who loves him back but is way too immature to admit it and treats him like utter dirt to cover it. At the same time, Mutsumi-chan enters their lives. Childhood friend of Keitaro, she loves him, and is about the only girl who never gets mad at him and kicks his ass, but seeing how he loves Naru, and being the perfect all-loving being she is, she is willing to give up on the love of her life, and she even helps working things out between them. In a sense, Mutsumi-chan is like Jesus.
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VIPPER2013-06-10 6:17
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| ∪ ( _●_) ミ
彡､ |∪| | >>40
/ ∩ノ ⊃ ヽ You will die a virgin
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VIPPER2013-06-10 8:38
this one time I opened my cupboard and found a carnie standing on the shelf fighting with a cockroach over a piece of pasta that fell out of the box
the carnie ripped the cockroach's legs off and sat there eating them while the cockroach lay wiggling
then the carnie took very small bites out the cockroach and it took like 5 minutes to eat it in little pieces
then the carnie looked right into my eyes, and froze. I froze too.
Then I closed the cupboard door and haven't gone into the room since
"Somebody's got to stop these kikes" - Ben "the Gas Chamber" Garrison
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VIPPER2013-06-11 20:05
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VIPPER2013-06-12 11:06
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VIPPER2013-06-13 15:40
I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there.
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VIPPER2013-06-13 15:46
When i was in Japan a family friends daughter kept on asking to see my dick.
She was only like 6 or 7, makes me think what shes been exposed to in the past.
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VIPPER2013-06-13 16:50
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VIPPER2013-06-13 17:37
RECONSTITUTED PORK PRODUCT IN GRAVY
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VIPPER2013-06-14 20:03
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VIPPER2013-06-14 23:03
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VIPPER2013-06-15 11:53
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VIPPER2013-06-15 20:19
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VIPPER2013-06-16 3:11
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VIPPER2013-06-16 12:56
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VIPPER2013-06-16 22:10
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VIPPER2013-06-17 1:50
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VIPPER2013-06-17 7:02
JAPAN USED TO HAVE BALLS, NOW IT'S FULL OF LADYBOY GACKTUS WHO UNDERGO FACIAL FEMINIZATION SURGERY, I WONDER WHUT THE OLD BLOODTHIRSTY TOO MANLY TO BATHE AND SHAVE JAPAN WOULD THINK OF THAT
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VIPPER2013-06-17 17:14
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VIPPER2013-06-17 22:08
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VIPPER2013-06-17 23:53
[quote]asdsa[/quote]
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VIPPER2013-06-18 5:22
>>22
Hi, I'm >>22
You may remember me from threads such as "how to be a gay faggot" and "my dad fucked me in the ass and i like it".
I can't wait till I get a kid, it will be my own personal sextoy
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VIPPER2013-06-20 5:56
The end of her/his dick looks like a gooper-fish's head looking upwards. Where the head meets the shaft are the lips, and the pink vibrator on the string is the eye.
I seriously thought it was some creature in the hole trying to see what all the commotion was about topside..
Just thought I would uhh.. mention it...
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VIPPER2013-06-20 6:40
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VIPPER2013-06-20 7:52
I just think it's well icky like man, i mean two men? Although they might enjoy Satan shoving hard red hot pokers up their ass as they burn in hell.
>>85
This thread is not about PHOTON BEAM! it is about reconstituted pork product in gravy
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VIPPER2013-06-23 12:25
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VIPPER2013-06-23 21:02
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VIPPER2013-06-24 6:43
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VIPPER2013-06-24 6:44
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VIPPER2013-06-24 6:44
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VIPPER2013-06-24 6:44
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VIPPER2013-06-24 6:44
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VIPPER2013-06-24 6:44
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VIPPER2013-06-24 6:44
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VIPPER2013-06-24 6:44
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VIPPER2013-06-24 6:44
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VIPPER2013-06-24 6:45
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VIPPER2013-06-24 6:45
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VIPPER2013-06-24 8:36
To everyone of Jap who doesn't have excrement and the change.
To everyone of Otaku of unpleasant Japan.
I am a muscularity and an answer to maiden's prayer.
I get the hole of your hips！
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VIPPER2013-06-24 8:37
lets get 1000 by PHOTON BEAM!
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VIPPER2013-06-24 8:39
"gg reposting something that is blatantly sexual and most likely underage! enjoy*
Reposting something blatently sexual - sexual only in the way that pathetic, hapless camwhores are.
Most likely underage - Clearly I am the strawman for this new righteous crusade that 4chan has undertaken. This is about as CP as your mother.
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VIPPER2013-06-24 8:42
1.-the old one was by pages ,WITH this new one you have to see all the stupid post form the beginning
2.-the layount dosen't save, even if you change back to new yotsuba and make a reply you have to writte the reply whit the shit pseudochan style
3.-if you want to see past post,the style changes back to pseudochan
4.-even if you delete all the cockies and decide to stick whit new yotsuba,every time you reply,every time you want to se old post,every time you switch from text boards ,it changes back to pseucochan
5.-you can't view past the first page whit IE (tried it)
6.-now with sll these the new yotsuba is broken
7.-THE NEW THREAD IS IN THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE INSTEAD OF BEING IN TOP OF THE PAGE
8.-no SAGE BUTTON
9.-YOU HAVE TO BE A FURRY FAG AND USE FIREFOX TO SEE PAST POST
10.-if you read all these flaws and still say this new layount is better than the old one YOU ARE RETARDED AND GAY
i want to have sex with a 6 yr old mark twain who speaks 19th century english
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VIPPER2013-06-24 9:14
daily nigga
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VIPPER2013-06-24 9:18
They tell you about loligasms on Discovery Health?
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VIPPER2013-06-24 9:28
I think we should like this:
1. Hurdle all the pedophiles into one giant room.
2. Hurdle all the christfags and moralfags into the same room.
3. Hurdle all the lolis into that same giant humongous room.
4. Tie all the christfags and all the moralfags up.
4. Kill off everyone OUTside the room.
5. Film the despair of the christfags as we save humanity from extinction.
6. Release as boxoffice hit.
7. Watch your daughters grow up.
7. Rent the boxoffice hit.
8. Buy some popcorn.
9. Pop the popcorn.
10. Seat the daughter of your choice into your lap.
11. Make her have her first little orgasm to the screams and cries of the christfags and the moralfags.
12. Train her to get turned on by the lament of christfags and moralfags.
13. Give her a big gun.
14. Send her off to defend humanity against any possible origins of these faggot scum.
The end.
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VIPPER2013-06-24 15:30
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VIPPER2013-06-24 18:52
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VIPPER2013-06-24 18:52
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VIPPER2013-06-24 18:52
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VIPPER2013-06-24 18:52
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VIPPER2013-06-24 18:52
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VIPPER2013-06-24 18:52
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VIPPER2013-06-24 18:52
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VIPPER2013-06-24 18:52
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VIPPER2013-06-24 18:53
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VIPPER2013-06-25 3:59
to whistle to my dick and as my cum was near, in the peehole there was three 17 sided dice and it seemed pretty common so i said whatever and rolled three criticals as i came on my throne in the bathroom air
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VIPPER2013-06-25 7:14
POST HARDER VIP. THIS PLACE IS LACKING VIP QUALITY LATELY
I get asked "bigu dikku" A LOT. Every 2-3 days in fact, which is amazing considering I got asked this question about 2-3 times *in my entire life* in America. Locker room jokes aside. How do you answer that anyway? To a 12-15 year old? I wave them off and say "No no no." Then they say "Oh, sumaru dikku?" (trans. "Small dick?") and OF COURSE that's wrong so I have to correct them. It's just a no-win situation.
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The file system structure on the disk is corrupt and unusable. Please run the chkdsk utility on the volume \Device\HarddiskVolume2.
SAM failed to start the TCP/IP or SPX/IPX listening thread
Microsoft Antimalware has encountered an error trying to update signatures.
New Signature Version:
Previous Signature Version: 1.153.1309.0
Update Source: Microsoft Update Server
Update Stage: Download
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Update Type: Full
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/dev/sda3: 209327/6701056 files (0.2% non-contiguous), 4583310/26795008 blocks
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VIPPER2013-07-14 15:49
I'm glad we've implemented these laws so that we can slowly get to the draconian and totalitarian society we all seem to want and are forwarding by voting for fearmongering, populistic incompetents.
The Parallel port driver service failed to start due to the following error:
The service cannot be started, either because it is disabled or because it has no enabled devices associated with it.
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VIPPER2013-07-16 11:15
settings > add ons > install add ons > xmbc > program add ons > network manager
Looking for very mature or not so mature man/woman/shemale for intimate or ignorant role play. Probably not so mature is best. Looking for some one without peanut allergies, abhorance to cats, tolerance of extreme temperatures (both hot and cold), likes soup, can make decisions with a sense of urgency, and can lift 50lbs repetively.
NO men named Barry, berry is a food not a man.
Mature serious responses only please. Groups welcome!
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VIPPER2013-07-20 14:26
Last thursday at Harvey's on King at about 2:30 and then you walked in, with your lime green crocs and your DJ Tiesto hoody on. I have never seen someone eat a hamburger in such an alluring way. That evening I found myself dreaming I was the patty between your buns. Sadly I had to use the restroom and when I returned you had gone.
If you read this my hamburger vixen please contact me I'd love to get a #4 combo with you sometime.
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VIPPER2013-07-21 0:07
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VIPPER2013-07-21 7:09
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VIPPER2013-07-22 1:49
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VIPPER2013-07-22 2:32
i stick a piece of toilet paper up my ass so i wont have ass sweat when im doin my high intensity work out and when i get home i take it out and i sniff it
it smells sexy
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VIPPER2013-07-22 3:51
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VIPPER2013-07-22 5:12
Technically, there are exactly 3 vipstars, if you don't count in the kumas.
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VIPPER2013-07-22 5:15
Every time you reply to this thread I will abduct and rape a waitress from my local Hooters Restaraunt, and keep her imprisoned in my basement so that I can brainwash her with scientology. When they have all been abducted I'll start over with raping the first one.
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VIPPER2013-07-22 5:15
is this where i enter the yoshinoya kopipe?
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VIPPER2013-07-22 5:16
go get an ass sandwich. one that is made of ass and poo. one that you don't have to share with other people.
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VIPPER2013-07-22 5:16
SNAKE. THIS IS A PENIS MISSION.
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VIPPER2013-07-22 8:06
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VIPPER2013-07-22 10:59
WHO'S FUCKING DENSE HERE EH?!
BELIEF IS A BELIEF!
FUCKING BELIEF!
IT'S NOT A LIE, IT'S NOT "FAKE HYPER REALITY SHIT", YOU STONE!
IT'S A FUCKING STATEMENT, STATEMENT THAT SOMETHING IS TRUE, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
ARE YOU FOCUSED ON, OF ALL FUCKING THINGS, RELIGION?!
ARE YOU PICKING ON WORDS BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THEM?!
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VIPPER2013-07-22 11:00
I am the kami of my 2GET.
DQN is my body, and VIP is my blood. /l
,ｲ I have created over a thousand kusosure. | |
∧__∧ // Unknown to world4ch ∧」_ﾚl
（ ´－）// Nor known to 4-ch. （∀・ ）
| つ Have withstood bans to create many flamewars. （ ﾉ
O 〈 Yet, those posts will never contribute anything. / 〈
（__入＿） So as I pray, unlimited troll works. （＿ﾉヽ___）
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VIPPER2013-07-22 11:00
I have poon on my sandwich
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VIPPER2013-07-22 11:00
Everytime you jackoff in your pants, your sperms all try to impregnate your crotch. That shit is alive, yo. Remember that.
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VIPPER2013-07-22 11:01
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VIPPER2013-07-22 11:47
Well, I once asked 2chan, and they explained that everything weird about South-Korea has to do with them eating shit.
┌──┐
i二ニニ二i
i´ノﾉﾉヽ））） Just finished watching Rozen Maiden, and I say,
Ｗﾘﾟ -ﾟﾉﾘ if Souseiseki was a boy, I'd totally hit that.
／::: 介::ヽ
|:::｜ /￣￣￣￣/
＿＿ ヽ/つ/ VIP /＿＿
＼/＿＿＿＿/
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VIPPER2013-07-23 7:53
Get bitten by a radioactive pope in order to acquire the proportional strength and agility of a pope. Use this power for good, not evil -- THIS STEP IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU CAN'T START AS EVIL POPE. Once you've poped it up and poped it up good, then you can switch over to EVIL POPE (or EPOP as it's known), but you won't get the initial popage unless you start out as good pope. It's in the rules.
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VIPPER2013-07-23 7:53
POPE IT UP
POPE IT UP GOOD
LET'S GET TO POPING
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VIPPER2013-07-23 8:42
If you don't have at least 600 boner-related images I don't understand how you can even get through the day.
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VIPPER2013-07-23 9:06
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VIPPER2013-07-23 10:06
Do Disney characters even have assholes?
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VIPPER2013-07-23 11:40
（ ・ω・） I accidentally clicked Lounge instead of VIP and I thought VIP had turned gay
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT.
SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM.
MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
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VIPPER2013-07-24 0:37
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VIPPER2013-07-24 3:07
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VIPPER2013-07-24 8:35
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VIPPER2013-07-24 10:01
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VIPPER2013-07-24 12:09
This is a very serious problem. Ever since I could walk I have been unable to put on pants. I have always been outcasted and chided for not being able to wear anything other than shorts. I am now moving to Massachusetts where it will be very cold and I don't think I will be able to continue to wear shorts. Please give me any tips or tricks that you use to put on pants. Thank you.
When the British Secret Intelligence Service discovered that semen made a good invisible ink, Sir George Mansfield Smith-Cumming noted of his agents that "Every man (is) his own stylo".
>>385
This thread is not about regular, it is about reconstituted pork product in gravy.
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VIPPER2013-08-11 17:45
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VIPPER2013-08-12 2:12
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VIPPER2013-08-12 3:01
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VIPPER2013-08-12 12:13
ce place to chat and anarchy worked very well there. Nice mix of trolls, brain farts, retards and sometimes even good discussion. It had no restrictions so there was always something interesting go
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VIPPER2013-08-12 13:11
>>391
This thread is not about ce place to chat and anarchy worked very well there, it is about reconstituted pork product in gravy.
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
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