1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
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VIPPER2013-05-20 4:16
reconstituted pork product in gravy
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VIPPER2013-05-21 3:09
reconstituted pork product in gravy
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VIPPER2013-05-21 3:43
>>2
This thread is not about qop, it is about reconstituted pork product in gravy
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VIPPER2013-05-22 2:40
reconstituted pork product in gravy
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VIPPER2013-05-24 17:51
Can I get mine with extra gravy?
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VIPPER2013-05-24 21:11
reconstituted pork product in gravy
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VIPPER2013-05-24 23:03
reconstituted pork product in gravy
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VIPPER2013-05-25 0:30
Don't eat pork you will live longer and won't have to worry about gravy.
There's this spiky hairstyle thats all the rage now. watch out its ugly.
look at dreams and try to find one shelf with a hair you like; do try the hair on and see if it fits your tastes?
I myself like the one with sideburns it haven't followed the sheeks though. and short hair in general. Don't be picky.
and shower if your hair gets fat or buy a new one.
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VIPPER2013-06-06 14:00
Next on the menu:
- Diarrhea
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VIPPER2013-06-06 14:18
Yes I'm talking that anime the ED and yet it's pretty popular
among the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
Now it's a dancing anime the ED. Yes I'm talking that anime.
First you freaking retards and everyone likes it you
fucking nothing and yet it's pretty popular among The
anime the anime. You for an animated feature is
circles, the dance at the dance at the whole thing.
Yet It's a human being if you managed to it. It
fucking nothing and everyone likes it: fucking nothing
and a dancing anime the dance at The first you freaking
retards and yet It's about the ED. Or new; Haruhi
Suzumiya.
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VIPPER2013-06-06 14:33
WORKER A: "Worker B! Your work is poised and quick... Just like a galloping race horse on the field."
WORKER A: "Adding extra 'thanks' means you really want to thank me. Ha ha ha! You're so amusing Worker B... Come come."
WORKER C: "Do your best, Worker B!"
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VIPPER2013-06-07 9:41
You know how in scary movies the people running always drop the keys and can never get them into the door? It's like that but instead of keys it's everything and instead of a door it's everything.
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VIPPER2013-06-07 16:15
Dis rocked damn hard. It was nice place to chat and anarchy worked very well there. Nice mix of trolls, brain farts, retards and sometimes even good discussion. It had no restrictions so there was always something interesting going on. Bring it back.
Yes there is no scientific or any proof (atleast reasonable and or logical proof) watsoevr that this fictional charicter is real well there was a person in history that was the MAN to be said jesus christ but there was no proof he is magicail in anyway. So ya tell I see or hear some solid proof and if good is such a good charicter that loves all his so called children why hasnt he stoped pain and suffering from war death and famin and etc. ya Gods not bla bla fuckin bla!!!
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VIPPER2013-06-09 15:25
Who wants to lick my toes? I'm a cute girl!
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VIPPER2013-06-09 20:13
reconstituted pork product in gravy
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VIPPER2013-06-09 23:08
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VIPPER2013-06-10 5:20
AIDS IS A VIP DISEASE.
NO HOPE FOR VIPPER.
NO HOPE FOR ANYONE.
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VIPPER2013-06-10 6:10
Mutsumi-chan is a character from the Love Hina series representing the perfect ideal of a girl. She's an all-good, all-loving, nice, sweet, caring, smart, incredibly sincere and honest (rarest value of all, which no real girl of her age has), and, at the same time, careless, easy-going, fun, and clumsy. No need to say she's also very hot.
Mutsumi-chan is the opposite as Narusegawa, today's typical young girl, who is also hot but violent, temperamental, unsincere, unfair, immature, and in denial.
Keitaro loves Naru, who loves him back but is way too immature to admit it and treats him like utter dirt to cover it. At the same time, Mutsumi-chan enters their lives. Childhood friend of Keitaro, she loves him, and is about the only girl who never gets mad at him and kicks his ass, but seeing how he loves Naru, and being the perfect all-loving being she is, she is willing to give up on the love of her life, and she even helps working things out between them. In a sense, Mutsumi-chan is like Jesus.