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Last Minute Christmas Giftings

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 15:49

Fellow vippers, I need some help. Christmas is tomorrow, and I haven't gotten my girlfriend anything. I have two options.

1) Buy something from the store
2) Make something by hand

For crafting, she has said she likes anything that I make myself, but at the same time I can't make it seem like it was half-assed.

Advice?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 15:50

First, could you tell us what kind of stuff she is into?  We might be able to help you better.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 15:55

you left it pretty late
also see: >>2

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 15:55

If you have proper materials, go for a vase.
If not, then... buy her a parfume? Try to go for the most expensive one (that you can afford).

If neither works... tell us what she's into.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 15:58

A printed or drawn kitten Christmas card with a cute pun,
a 5 dollar bill and a 'no-cash value' favor coupon for her inside.
Just avoid breaking her hands. Bitches hate that.

http://youtu.be/po-IqvwKAPU

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 15:58

She's a psuedo-gamer girl type. Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Professor Layton, Phoenix Wright, etc. etc. are things she enjoys, though she tends to be very self-aware of her actions and frowns on the landwhales and (hyper-liberal) fangirls that you usually hear about. She is a Slytherin buff and likes TF2 as well.

In terms of clothes... she's in a love affair with anything argyle, as well as knee socks. She doesn't like baggy stuff, and I know she's been looking for a new jacket, though it would have to co-incide with her interests and not just be some random thing off the rack at wal-mart or something.

The biggest part about shopping for her is that I really don't KNOW what she wants. I can't give her a game because... well... that would just be kind of lame.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 16:00

>>5
That... is actually a pretty good idea. She likes cute stuff like that.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 16:41

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/xmascard.asp

Origami fan art is so time consuming and under-appreciated that's why everyone buys gift-cards instead of offering cash. It forces them to buy shit that they don't want. Also we don't need a name or pix. Her tits are none of my business.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 17:01

Whatever you do, don't purchase a vibrator for her. Those stimulate so well that she'll leave you for sure.

http://i.imgur.com/KGFVU.jpg

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 17:19

>>9
That's not necessarily true. Sex isn't all about vibrating hair brushes and 20lb. onaholes, it's about emotions and stuff.

Get a vibrator if you think it would be nice, but I really like  >>5 . It seems really simple and heartfelt.  Maybe a little more than $5, though.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 17:28

>>9
It's funny because she actually refuses to masturbate. She says it just doesn't do it for her.

>>8
She's Asian, origami is in her blood. She'd probably make fun of me for not creasing properly or something.

I've decided to make her a card and a little papercraft snowball cat, adapted from >>5

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 18:18

Thank you for considering my thoughts.
http://youtu.be/4EljzGGxArE

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 18:24

>>12
That is really cool. I wonder if those slits could be made more narrow for a more detailed animation.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 18:31

>>13
Probably.
I looked at the others: some animate between page flips in color.
http://youtu.be/KyXNu-RcA9g
Search for "lenticular and moire effects" to see more.
Don't offer this as a gift, it's too time consuming and expensive.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 18:32

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 18:34

>>15
Don't click on this, it's a virus! I didn't post this here!

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