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I'm a huge penis.

Name: VIPPER 2012-07-15 15:01

People carry me around and wave me at people, sometimes in their faces. I think it's embarrassing, but I feel like there's nothing I can do.
Please help me, 4chan. I feel like I just want to crawl up inside a vagoo and never come back out again. Is there anything I can do?

Name: VIPPER 2012-07-15 15:14

I think I know how you feel, huge penis. I'm a tight vagoo, and every weekend foreign objects are shoved into me, by strange people whom I don't know. They open me up and even take pictures.
Oh, how I wish I could be with you, huge penis. Although there's not that much space here, I would try to make room for you to crawl up inside me. Maybe together we can find happiness?

Name: VIPPER 2012-07-15 15:24

Name: VIPPER 2012-07-15 15:31

>>3
"Hi! I'm an asshole. PHFFRRTT!!!"

Name: VIPPER 2012-07-15 15:47

>>4
>>2
>>1
/vip/, /prog/ and /lounge/

Name: VIPPER 2012-07-15 16:27

>>5
Fuckin' christ, you're right.

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