Ask a lovecraftian cultist anything

While I don't have any infamous books, I've studied the elder gods for a couple of years now, and have become a devoted follower of them - mostly Shub-Niggurath, who I worship frequently. A girl I knew once introduced me to Shub-Niggurath by luring me into the dark woods, where I was briefly touched by Shub-Niggurath itself, twisting my mind into madness.

...so if you have any questions about what the elder gods (Shub-Niggurath, Yog-Sothoth and Nyarlathotep) are all about, feel free to ask me.

(Inb4 "cool story bro".)

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really though, have you guys got a wikipedia page I could have a look at or something?

Cult organizations are of course secret as they are forbidden by man - would I post links to the more serious ones, I would have my countrys equivalent of the FBI knocking on my door, wanting to question me about blasphemous lore and stuff.

...but if you're curious, you can probably join this random FaceBook group (that I'm not a memeber of):
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9424791130

However, again, secret cultists don't talk openly about their practices, so you won't get messages there such as "I totally worshipped Shub-Niggurath last night. My altar is a single slab of marble and I have an actual copy of the Necronomicon in arabic, that I translate with the aid of the elder gods." because you don't want someone to call the feds on you.

>>2
I have to add, though: There's a reason for the lack of Wikipedia pages: These are actual gods whose recognition brings madness. They are blasphemy to mankinds way of thinking. It would be like making an entry called "What I Found In Harry Potters Asshole", but worse. There might be interesting things in Harry Potters asshole (like magical vibrating wands and lots of chocolate) but nobody of sane mind would like to know that, so anyone mentioning these things in public are labelled as madmen no matter how organized asshole scryers they would be, and if they're not, editors would rise up against it and remove these pages anyway, cultists and opposition alike.

That said, these gods are worshipped under many forms and names, but the worship doesn't require large groups to assemble in the name of a god that is going to be present anyway. There's no need for organisations worth mentioning.

Why are you such a gay nigger from outer space?

>>5
Because you are begging for a shoggoth up your ass?