Ask a lovecraftian cultist anything

While I don't have any infamous books, I've studied the elder gods for a couple of years now, and have become a devoted follower of them - mostly Shub-Niggurath, who I worship frequently. A girl I knew once introduced me to Shub-Niggurath by luring me into the dark woods, where I was briefly touched by Shub-Niggurath itself, twisting my mind into madness.

...so if you have any questions about what the elder gods (Shub-Niggurath, Yog-Sothoth and Nyarlathotep) are all about, feel free to ask me.

(Inb4 "cool story bro".)

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really though, have you guys got a wikipedia page I could have a look at or something?