stupid things every girl says

>You can never hit a girl, even if it's gently
>If she slaps you hard you deserved it

>Girls don't care about money
>Why don't you have a job?
>Why don't you buy me things?

>Yeah well that's just YOUR OPINION

>Personality is the most important thing
>OMG RDJ/Edward/JOHNNY DEPP are so hottt!!!

And they base their musical taste on how attractive the male singers/band members are, too.

>I dont care where we eat
*pick a place* then:
>ugh, this place sucks

>All we want is equality under the law
>We need special protection under the law

HEY FUCK YOU
>Why are you so angry?
Sorry, its my time of the month
>Have sex with her
>No blood

>I love you so much!

luv ya too honey... Gonna go watch the game with guys tonight.

>YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE

Honey--- i told you month ago about this match!

>HIRaudffffejiaAAAAAaAAaAA

Also:
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QUOTE FAILURE

So very very true. It's funny to read but infuriating to observe.
Http://twitter.com/stupidgf
My bird does that kinda shit, but not as bad as most. She does come out with some ridiculous other shit though, see link.