stupid things every girl says

>You can never hit a girl, even if it's gently
>If she slaps you hard you deserved it

>Girls don't care about money
>Why don't you have a job?
>Why don't you buy me things?

>Yeah well that's just YOUR OPINION

>Personality is the most important thing
>OMG RDJ/Edward/JOHNNY DEPP are so hottt!!!

And they base their musical taste on how attractive the male singers/band members are, too.

>I dont care where we eat
*pick a place* then:
>ugh, this place sucks

>All we want is equality under the law
>We need special protection under the law

HEY FUCK YOU
>Why are you so angry?
Sorry, its my time of the month
>Have sex with her
>No blood

>I love you so much!

luv ya too honey... Gonna go watch the game with guys tonight.

>YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE

Honey--- i told you month ago about this match!

>HIRaudffffejiaAAAAAaAAaAA

Also:
>>2
QUOTE FAILURE

So very very true. It's funny to read but infuriating to observe.
Http://twitter.com/stupidgf
My bird does that kinda shit, but not as bad as most. She does come out with some ridiculous other shit though, see link.

>>2
No updates on the twitter in a while. Has she got smarter or did you put tape over her mouth?

In all honesty, I've drunkenly told a few people irl about it and I think it might have got back to her. I've told her laughingly of the idea of the website and said "why no, of course I would never do that", but when she says something really stupid I always literally facepalm and she knows. I jokingly say "That would go on the list". Jokingly.
Either she's getting wise to it or she's learning to think more before opening her mouth. Either is good really...

>>4
Either is good really...

Not for your followers!

sadfrog.jpg

why not just slap the bitch

She likes being slapped, so it's all good.

>>1
why u fail @quoting?

>>8
Why you fail at English language? www.usingenglish.com

>>9
*Why you fail at the English language? www.usingenglish.com

>>8
read the OP at the bottom numbnuts

read my anus

Her: "I'm not just a sex object; why won't you respect my intellect?"

Me: "Well what is it about you that should inspire me to think of you intellectually?"

Her: "Um... I, uh... Well I... Um..."

>>12
Back to /prog/, please!

Her:  I'm a strong and independent woman, and you should respect me, and treat me like an equal.  You don't get to tell me what to do.

Me:  OK.  That'll work.

*Something goes wrong in her life*

Her:  You have to fix this problem for me.  I'm just a girl, and I can't handle facing responsibility for my own life and my decisions.

>>15
SO FUCKING TRUE

a girl once said to me that she doesn't mind not using a condom, if she became pregnant she'd fall down the stairs purposely.  i lol'd hard and left the bitch.  can't stand idiots

>OMG RDJ is so hot!

Richard D James?

Robert Downey Jr

Reuben David Jew

Ronnie James Dio
it was a typo