i fucked a girl named lydia
i think i got clhamydia
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VIPPER2009-09-01 19:27
My name is Nick
and I'm here to grab dick
*grabs dick*
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VIPPER2009-09-02 12:39
I fuck bitches in my gators
Behind the carborator
Of my Escalade-r
Cause Im a pimp
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VIPPER2009-09-02 13:42
You know attila the hun?
well shit, im his son!
though i dont reach for my gun
im far quicker with my tounge
So for sure, you bitches better run
Before I lose all taste in rhyming
and break out the puns
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VIPPER2009-09-02 21:56
VIP ain't nothin' to fuk wit
VIP ain't nothin' to fuk wit
So watch yo back
For mah pistol flak
VIPPER's n da house
Tell ya friends
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VIPPER2009-09-02 22:41
Interior Crocodile Alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
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VIPPER2009-09-03 2:59
Holy shit motherfucker are you checking this out
I'm about to tell you what this motherfuckin' story's about, see
One fine fuckin' day in the local Timmy Ho's
I was buyin' some donuts for all of my bros
When this fatass bitch decided to cut in line
Walked up to the counter and started wastin' time
She said she wanted a long john and a whole buncha shit
And the employee was runnin' cuz she was havin' a fit
So she's waitin' for her order and when it arrived
She had a look on her face like her pimp had died
She picked up her donut and said "What the shit?
I ordered a long john what the fuck is this?"
See her long john had sprinkles cuz that was their thing
She said "I'm not takin' this sprinkly faggoty thing"
im like the great stalin
i got balls of steel
dat bitch palin
jus another cap to peel
fuck all capitalists
y'all as fucntional as autists
the ddr shall rise again
enemies of the revolution
go into the cattle wagon
ain't got no love for zion
VIP is a wasteland true,
Nothing but OCD shitposting and JEWS.
One JEWs thread should be fine for some fun,
But a gazillion of them is just completely ho-hum