Holy shit motherfucker are you checking this out
I'm about to tell you what this motherfuckin' story's about, see
One fine fuckin' day in the local Timmy Ho's
I was buyin' some donuts for all of my bros
When this fatass bitch decided to cut in line
Walked up to the counter and started wastin' time
She said she wanted a long john and a whole buncha shit
And the employee was runnin' cuz she was havin' a fit
So she's waitin' for her order and when it arrived
She had a look on her face like her pimp had died
She picked up her donut and said "What the shit?
I ordered a long john what the fuck is this?"
See her long john had sprinkles cuz that was their thing
She said "I'm not takin' this sprinkly faggoty thing"