Milkribs

I say a thread a couple of days ago about some people wanting him back, how it wasn't the same without him.
You do realise that that is not because you liked him, but simply enjoyed ripping on him.
I think if was an elaborate troll anyway, someone just trying to wind people up.
Also, i'm sure whatever he is, he still reads /lounge/. And probably annoys people far less when if posts anon. He won't have left.
/lounge/ is only quiet now because there isn't a whipping boy.

Well fuck i am high as shit and just posted this on the wrong board.

this is now a JEWS thread
JEWS

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>>3-7
Well, I hadn't thought about it like that, but now you mention it I agree

It's like someone took away our punching bag.

Also, JEWS

this isnt /lounge/ this is vip JEWS

What is milkribs?

Well?

What is it?

For fucks sake. Shut up about MR4k already.

>>12
MR4k?
Who is Mister four k?

>>13
Mr. = Mister

MR = Acronym

Now GTFO

>>14
Is GTFO like GTMO for the US Naval Base at Guantanamo Bay?

I want to troll lounge with a tripname but I'm too lazy to type it in every time I post. Is there a firefox addon that will remember what you typed in the namefield of a website and keep it there every page refresh? Like what happens on the imageboards??

>>16
Sorry, but there's no Get a Life firefox add on either.

no, seriously.

what's all this milkribs stuff lately.

what's milkribs?

>>18
He's an anus!

>>19
Cool punctuation ribs...

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>>18
Just another alias of a punk kid who uses these boards as part of his sad little virtual life. He'd disappear if he ever got laid, but this is unlikely.  So the tolerable part of his existence is here, where he asserts his underdeveloped identity, his juvenile sense of humor, and his sexual confusion as a troll, constantly screaming, crying, and moaning "please, please notice me".

>>22
He's gone now, he hasn't posted as milkribs for about a month or so

☻/ ANTI-VIPPER CAMPAIGN SUPPORTER!
/▌ TO JOIN THE
/ \ . FIGHT!
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>>133
/b/ has no place here. This is the home of VIPPER.
Also JEWS

☻/ ANTI-MILKRIBS4k, REDCREAM, CACTUAR, THE THREADSHITTER, PORK SODA, ETC. CAMPAIGN SUPPORTER!
/▌ TO JOIN THE
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☻/   DOUBLE BONER
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☻/   OOPS, MY BALLS
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☻/ ANTI-VIPPER CAMPAIGN SUPPORTER!
/▌ TO JOIN THE
/ \ . FIGHT!
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JEWS

BAW

>>29
VIPPER is the most dangerous terrorist organization of all time.

Also, JEWS

☻/ ANTI-VIPPER CAMPAIGN SUPPORTER!
/▌ TO JOIN THE
/ \ . FIGHT!
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What a mess of coeds

ATTENTION, PROTOTYPE

We have just finalised construction of Milkribs5k, who is set to replace the old Milkribs4k at 00:00 hours 23rd November 2009.

If your Milkribs has been acting strange lately, please bring it along to any of our stores nationwide for a free upgrade to 5k, redeemable on the 23rd November.*

*If your Milkribs has been tampered with, we cannot offer you a free upgrade. Your Milkribs must be returned, as it was issued from stock.

If you have any queries on our Milkribs series, then please contact youarean@anus.org or call us on our premium line 0870 404 0404

>>38
Where's my upgrade?