Milkribs

I say a thread a couple of days ago about some people wanting him back, how it wasn't the same without him.
You do realise that that is not because you liked him, but simply enjoyed ripping on him.
I think if was an elaborate troll anyway, someone just trying to wind people up.
Also, i'm sure whatever he is, he still reads /lounge/. And probably annoys people far less when if posts anon. He won't have left.
/lounge/ is only quiet now because there isn't a whipping boy.

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