CANCER - HOW TO FIX?:

So. /b/ is a problem. The question is how do we fix it? I pose this question here because most protestfags and mainstream faggotry dont know about this place.

Any idea's?
I propose that - for starters - all the boards be reset and post counters put back to zero.

What does /vip/ think?

I think that you are in the wrong place. But fine, let me instruct you on how to behave here.
protestfags and mainstream faggotry
We don't "-fags" here, and we don't "faggotry" here.

On second thoughts, I will not continue. I also propose that you are 13 years old. Fuck you.

--VIPPER

PS> We don't geive a fuck about your /b/.

There's no way to fix it.  Let's just hope they don't acquire enough literacy skills to be able to troll these boards.

The problem with /b/ is:

- My girlfriend threads.
- Sex advice threads.
- Relationship advice threads.
- Other mindless bragging on an ANONYMOUS JAPANESE FUTABA THEMED IMAGEBOARD.
- Reposts.
- Stupid fucking protests.

I mean, I saw a thread on /b/ the other day entitled 'who is the best girl you've ever fucked /b/?'

And I was like: '/b/.... girl.... fuck....?'

When the shit did this happen? When did people who have copious amounts of sex and have girlfriends find out about 4chan?

The way to ensure the future quality of /b/ is to ban all non-virgins. Virgins create more original content and are less likely to brag as they have nothing to brag about.

JEWS

The real issue is surviving the chemo.
That is what kills most cancer patients.
I say nuke it from orbit, the only way to be safe.

gtfo my VIP and go back and wallow in the cancer you are part of

Wordfilters that permaban with a public display.

At the very least it would be funny.

1. split /b/ into 2 different servers.
2. hide one in another server. off the main page.
3. gore background, with gore stickies on the first page for a month.
4. get way more mods on /b/.
5. encourage public bans among the mods. let the userbase know stupid shit will not be tolerated.

results: users too stupid to use adblock, users with a weak stomach, and a small part of shitty posters will be gone. 2 /b/s will slow down the posting rate. hidden /b/ would only have users smart enough to get there. Although someone will probably leak the hidden /b/'s address, it will still slow down post rates.

however, if shit still gets bad, just go for the final solution: 10 dollar entry fee.

results: filters out 80% of underage users. as a result, posting rates decrease, and bad content decreases.

10 dollar entry fee will filter 100% of all users on /b/.

>>1
>>/b/ is a problem.

Indeed.

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I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

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/b/ can't be fixed. What we need to do, is take all the safety labels off everything in the world. Then let the problem sort itself out via natural selection. Viola!

The problem within /b/ will sort itself out eventually, as said before. Just takes time.

The sad fact is that a lot of the older posters have since dissipated from /b/...

/vip/ should be more hidden. It's easy to find.

hay gize i herd tat i am a vip if i put iun dis URL: so hay i m just interdusing myslef to u gize and i woud like to say that i  m honerd 2 b  a inpertand person nwo !

>>26
It is?

Text boards are hidden by default now, and you need frames.
I almost wish i hadn't opened my mouth in the 4chan house thread on /r9k/, probably would have prevented that addition to the notifications area....

Although i guess you could also get here by using another BBS link from one of the image boards, as if that will happen often.
But i DO agree with you, it should be hidden, along with /b/, just to piss off a bunch of people because they won't have it bookmarked, won't have the 4chan extension installed, and, well, generally they fail.
Or, much better idea, bring back /z/ for bans only.

>>9 here
FUCK YEAH MOOT, WAY TO LISTEN.

granted, /b/ attracted plenty of idiots, but this shit helps.

Keep /b/ as it is. Get tons of barely competent mods. Give them only the right to ban from the whole site, not only from /b/. Keep a tally of bans for each mod, but make sure they are not kept accountable.
This will protect the other boards better from /b/.

What we do is,

hax anii

we need to elect a new moot

find where all the /b/tards live and haev a heron fly into their kitchen and make a mess of their pots and pans

I hate stupid America vs Europe threads.

LULZ FAG FROGS PHAIL CAUSE THEY HAVE A LOWER CRIME RATE, AND BETTER LIVING STANDARDS AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!

That about sums it up.

Delete /b/

I Hate Religious arguments, Cut vs Uncut, America vs Europe, ........ happens in this thread if you post here, post ending in ____, Stupid Camwhores, Counting Threads and many fucking more...


I don't even know why i go on /b/ now.

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so exactly what the hell is /b/ is it a person or a place?

/b/ is where the /b/ad kids hang out

stopped going to /b/ at all a while ago

The only way to cure CANCER is to have the subject infected with it's polar opposite, ie. AIDS.

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There's no way to save it.  Most people who have been here for more than a year avoid /b/ like the plague these days.

Look, it is entirely irrelevant how long someone has been here. The idea is that they don't follow the collective ideology that /b/ had. Once it was about lulz and ball breaking and what not... now it's a bunch of retards who heard about it on youtube or some shit.. either way the only way to bring it back is to do that thing moot did back in the day with the FBI scare.. oldfags know what i mean

>>39
/b/ is where the JEWS plan their next ANAL FISTING OPERATION.

>>24

Exactamundo.

>>46

Exactamundo.