EPIC FAIL

If you're reading this.

1) You are male (there are no women on the internets)
2) You have a micropenis (who'd want to date you)
3) You have no life
4) You're fat
5) You wear glasses
6) You look like a nerd, but you are really a dumbfuck
7) Stop Making Jews threads, and no I'm not a Jew

>1) You are male (there are no women on the internets)
Yes, I am.
>2) You have a micropenis (who'd want to date you)
Yes, I do.
>3) You have no life
Yes, I don't.
>4) You're fat
Yes, I am.
>5) You wear glasses
No, I do not.
>6) You look like a nerd, but you are really a dumbfuck
No, I do not.
>7) Stop Making Jews threads, and no I'm not a Jew
You are a Jew, Jew.

7) Stop Making Jews threads, and no I'm not a Jew
JEWS

I am a thin contact lenses-wearing MENSA-cat with a cunt who has a life of raping jews like yourslef, good day.

>>4
Also, I'm not reading this.

Penis size is nothing to do with getting woman. Charm is. I got an 8 incher that I never get to stick in anything female.

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
“Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?”

“Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
‘Doctor, ain’t there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?’

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you’re such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.”

1) Y
2) N
3) ?
4) N
5) Y
6) N
7) lol wut?

im not fat

i'm not male. well not anymore!

You’re a nut! you’re crazy in the coconut!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D28fKk6hIco

you are correct sir

>>13
wow!

HAHA I'm a skinny fuck. OP fails.

1) You are male (there are no women on the internets)





1 statement right.....


OP FAAAAAAAIL

1) You are male (there are no women on the internets)





1 statement right.....


OP FAAAAAAAIL

Yes) You are male
No, I think (no one)) You have a micropenis (who'd want to date you)
Yes) You have no life
No) You're fat
Yes) You wear glasses
Yes) You look like a nerd, but you are really a dumbfuck
OK) Stop Making Jews threads, and no I'm not a Jew

I'm none of the above, I'm a sand niggeress