EPIC FAIL

If you're reading this.

1) You are male (there are no women on the internets)
2) You have a micropenis (who'd want to date you)
3) You have no life
4) You're fat
5) You wear glasses
6) You look like a nerd, but you are really a dumbfuck
7) Stop Making Jews threads, and no I'm not a Jew

I am a thin contact lenses-wearing MENSA-cat with a cunt who has a life of raping jews like yourslef, good day.