ITT TRUTH NEWFAGS CANNOT DENY

An ode to /b/, to 4chan in full,
Once hate machine, now fail and dull.

Can you recall the time we lulz'd
At Schiavo, tsunamis or child abuse?
At harbl spammed to hell and back
At faggotry from both Moot and Snacks?

When /l/ was taken, can you recall?
Gikobar, Anonyloli panties for all?
And what about 2005 X-mas
When a magic dreidel enlightened us?

Can you recall a Xenon flash
Without peeking at your cache?

Can you recall the hour Zero?
Can you recall that kid an hero?

No, you can't; and you know why.
You weren't there for /z/ and /5/,
You didn't lol @ Internet
When post 100,000 was finally met.
Nor were you there the 12th July.
Nor were you there for Donate or Die.
Blackbob, Reidick, "Weeaboo".
These words mean nothing to you.
With no respect, right in your face:
WHY'D YOU LEAVE YOUR FUCKING MYSPACE?

Anon and Tripfag may hate each other.
But that aside, they share a mother.
You were still choking on your drool
When we declared /b/ to have no rules.
And now you come to spoil our fun?
What's up with that, you moral cunts?

Ah! Mere posts that will not be repost.
You're too busy on your e-penis stroke,
Filling journals with lolcats,
Treating memes as if they were pets.

My /b/ is dead. Long live its lulz,
Long live the Legion of Anonymous.
There, I'm done, and oldfag wail.
Just treat this as an Epic Fail.

i'm not good with a rhyme but, some of the more memorable times to me the newfags don't know, are when i first started to come by more often and Nevadachan was queen or the big meeting on irc before donate or die when they made everyone say nyo after a sentence or you got kick banned. back when /b/ was good. sigh...good times.

forgot to mention the lolz from when soviet Russia got b&, had it coming too, if ya ask me, crashed my computer, who knows how many times with those macro posts of his on /b/

YOUR TIME IS OVER.
GTFO AND LET US TAKE YOUR PLACE!

How right you are. Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Why'd I leave that fucking myspace... no, never had a myspace. 'Cause I have no frieynds. Like the cancer that is killing /b/.

oh that was a nice poem man, it draws the line quite clearly

by the way, where we supposed to post things in groups of five, or that were in relation to 5? I never got that board

>>1
This is news, but it is not news for VIP so GTFO.

>>5
Lol /b/ died like 6 times already. It's definitely undead by now.

>>6
If you don't know about it, don't bother. Only special people got to see 5. I wasn't one of them.

Copy and pasted. -.-

None of this would be happening if I was in charge

Truer words have never been spoken. Fuck, if you can MOVE SOMETHING IN A FUCKING /B/TARD, you're a FUCKING genius.

Sadly I missed a lot of stuff between 04 and 07, as I was really busy with college and I had a different computer. Now I have my old computer back. However, I was here when the image boards were torn down, I was here when the text boards moved to world4ch.org, and I came back 3 years later.

Times change, and those times will never come back, but the heart of Anon doesn't. Better days are ahead.

Thanks for bringing back some memories with your poem, though I don't remember some of the stuff because I wasn't there for it.

I think that there's got to be some kind of way to restore /b/. Truelly restore it - not animate it's corpse. Never forget one thing...


Only /b/ can destroy /b/.

>>13


/b/ needs to be shut down for a month or so. Remember last time the servers went down and we all went to 2ch.ru? Good times, good times.

I think that there's got to be some kind of way to restore /b/.
you can't do that. I'd love to see /b/'s culture restored to mid 2004 and keep all of today's web goodness and I realised that it wasn't going to happen. I started noticing that /b/ heading down the road to lessness (think opposite of greatness) at the end of 2004. I didn't like where it was heading then so I expatriated from there to iichan.

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Ah! Mere posts that will not be repost.
You're too busy on your e-penis stroke,
Filling journals with lolcats,
Treating memes as if they were pets.

The above bit sucks. The rest is good.

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

instant fail for the term lulz

ED killed /b/ and took it's memes