Name: VIPPER 2007-08-14 6:02
An ode to /b/, to 4chan in full,
Once hate machine, now fail and dull.
Can you recall the time we lulz'd
At Schiavo, tsunamis or child abuse?
At harbl spammed to hell and back
At faggotry from both Moot and Snacks?
When /l/ was taken, can you recall?
Gikobar, Anonyloli panties for all?
And what about 2005 X-mas
When a magic dreidel enlightened us?
Can you recall a Xenon flash
Without peeking at your cache?
Can you recall the hour Zero?
Can you recall that kid an hero?
No, you can't; and you know why.
You weren't there for /z/ and /5/,
You didn't lol @ Internet
When post 100,000 was finally met.
Nor were you there the 12th July.
Nor were you there for Donate or Die.
Blackbob, Reidick, "Weeaboo".
These words mean nothing to you.
With no respect, right in your face:
WHY'D YOU LEAVE YOUR FUCKING MYSPACE?
Anon and Tripfag may hate each other.
But that aside, they share a mother.
You were still choking on your drool
When we declared /b/ to have no rules.
And now you come to spoil our fun?
What's up with that, you moral cunts?
Ah! Mere posts that will not be repost.
You're too busy on your e-penis stroke,
Filling journals with lolcats,
Treating memes as if they were pets.
My /b/ is dead. Long live its lulz,
Long live the Legion of Anonymous.
There, I'm done, and oldfag wail.
Just treat this as an Epic Fail.
Once hate machine, now fail and dull.
Can you recall the time we lulz'd
At Schiavo, tsunamis or child abuse?
At harbl spammed to hell and back
At faggotry from both Moot and Snacks?
When /l/ was taken, can you recall?
Gikobar, Anonyloli panties for all?
And what about 2005 X-mas
When a magic dreidel enlightened us?
Can you recall a Xenon flash
Without peeking at your cache?
Can you recall the hour Zero?
Can you recall that kid an hero?
No, you can't; and you know why.
You weren't there for /z/ and /5/,
You didn't lol @ Internet
When post 100,000 was finally met.
Nor were you there the 12th July.
Nor were you there for Donate or Die.
Blackbob, Reidick, "Weeaboo".
These words mean nothing to you.
With no respect, right in your face:
WHY'D YOU LEAVE YOUR FUCKING MYSPACE?
Anon and Tripfag may hate each other.
But that aside, they share a mother.
You were still choking on your drool
When we declared /b/ to have no rules.
And now you come to spoil our fun?
What's up with that, you moral cunts?
Ah! Mere posts that will not be repost.
You're too busy on your e-penis stroke,
Filling journals with lolcats,
Treating memes as if they were pets.
My /b/ is dead. Long live its lulz,
Long live the Legion of Anonymous.
There, I'm done, and oldfag wail.
Just treat this as an Epic Fail.