Here at News for VIP, we carefully train each and every cat to sit perfectly on a table.
Hours of work are put into this special technique.
Our cats will only sit on the tables, and will never sit upon your carpet or couch.
You'll never have to bother with moving your cat around again.
As an added bonus, you'll receive a free table with your cat.
The tables are beautifully decorated and crafted with the finest timber.
Surely you would want a table cat?
It's a fantastic gift for any one.
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VIPPER2007-06-29 13:34
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（ ´∀｀） ＜ A matter of perspective really! I don't know if the table is pretending and imagining me as it would seem, to be it's host, or if I, indeed, are the cat of my table.
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>>22
Go find a stray cat. Then buy a table and some glue.
Prop something into it's mouth to keep it open and have a cassette player in the background looping witty comments.
Your family and guests will love it.
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VIPPER2007-07-04 2:53
>>23
That maeks me sad... how bouts we find a hobo and glue his ass to a table, that'd be enjoyable *puts it in wal-mart* ^_^
>>30 if you must ask this quest you are not VIP either
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VIPPER2007-07-06 18:23
Table? Tables? Why is it not pan? I wish to cook cat. In my country cat sit on fire and get cook not on table.
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VIPPER2007-07-06 23:52
>>34
We can custom make the table into one of those tables they have at those Korean BBQ places.
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VIPPER2007-07-07 1:21
I has A Kitteh his name is Boost...
Glue him to a table plz 0_o;
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VIPPER2007-07-07 1:22
>>36
Only if we can glue you onto it as well and set it on fire, faggot.
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:32
T_T now you has made me sad
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:39
>>38
ACCEPT ME LOVE ME BABY I WILL MAKE YOU SOO HAPPY
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:39
Stop running away, you break me. you hurt me. you make me miserable when you do this cant you seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:42
you break my heart.
You spit out such love, and then you take it all away. YOU CANT DO THAT. YOU JUST CANT.
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:43
YOUR NOT TRYING
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:43
YOUR JUST KILLING ME THATS THE TRUTH
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:44
YOU WANT ME DEAD? YOYU WNT ME TO KILL MYSELF. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
WHATEEVEr.
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:45
I FUCKING HATTE YOU.
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:46
I just FUCKING HATE YOU.
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:46
YOU HAVE BEEN TREATING ME LIKE SHIT.
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:46
LIKE FUCKING SHIT. BUT YOU DONT CARE DO YOU
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:47
You dont fucking CARE. YOU JUST DONT
YOUR JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM
JUST STUPID FUCKING STUPID FUCKIN STUPId
YOU ARE STUPID
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:48
YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON YOU PEBBLE HEAD./
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:48
COME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE. TO GIVE YOU ALL MY LOVE!!!
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:49
i just want to kill myself.[
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:49
I DONT WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE I DONT WNT TO TORTURE MYSELF ANYM<ORE. I NEED TO GIVE MY BODY MY MIND A REST. I JUST CANT DO THIS ANYMORE.I HATE YOU
WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME
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VIPPER2007-07-07 2:50
HOW MANY TEARS HAVE I POURED ENDLESSLY FOR YOU. HOW MANY SOAR THROATS THAT I HAD TO PICK UP FROM AND SWOLLOW FROM. HOW MU OWN HEART IS BLEEDING ON THE INSIDDDDDE