I want to play a game

Hello Vipper, I want to play a game... You spend all your time in front of the computer, looking at porn and posting on 4Chan. You have given up on your school, your friends, and your family, all for the internet. You never took the time to appreciate your life. Maybe now, you will change your mind and look at things differently. A small capsule filled with a deadly neurotoxin has been surgically inserted into your scrotum. You have exactly 60 seconds to cut your ballsack open and remove the capsule. Do you have what it takes to survive, Vipper?

No, I'll just die. Thanks for helping.

I'd do it.

k why?

I'd do it because I don't want to die and cutting open my ballsack wouldn't be all that "traumatic" under such a circumstance. 

I'll go out fapping.

you can come in 60seconds? vipper you are my hero

That description of me is actually quite accurate.
Damn, how'd you know? srsly?!?! Are all VIPPER's like this, coz if they are... God we're pathetic.

>>8 you are mistaken, VIPPER is the master-race.

4chan is superior. It will distribute the anti-toxin with the help of its internet gods.