I want to play a game

Hello Vipper, I want to play a game... You spend all your time in front of the computer, looking at porn and posting on 4Chan. You have given up on your school, your friends, and your family, all for the internet. You never took the time to appreciate your life. Maybe now, you will change your mind and look at things differently. A small capsule filled with a deadly neurotoxin has been surgically inserted into your scrotum. You have exactly 60 seconds to cut your ballsack open and remove the capsule. Do you have what it takes to survive, Vipper?

That description of me is actually quite accurate.
Damn, how'd you know? srsly?!?! Are all VIPPER's like this, coz if they are... God we're pathetic.