Why, yes, this is clever! Negroes and bats do share a simmilar coloring, and one, given wings, could resemble a larger version of the other! To see this corelation, why, you must be some master of wit!
I have laughed so hard that I tore out the stitches from my recent surgery! I am going to bleed to death here, but I am fine with that knowing that I have praised you for this brilliant jest! My, these pools of blood building up around me are almost as black as a negro!
Ha ha!
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VIPPER2007-03-25 18:17
the humor is gained in the understanding of god's mindset as displayed by his response, as well as absurdity of turning a negro into a chiroptera in the first place
a white boy walks up to a black boy and says " Hey thanks for the contribution" pulling on his shirt
The black boy replies "what contribution?"
Still holding his shirt the white boy exclaims "100% COTTON!!"
>>21 >>1 = Funny, because God's a faggot. >>20 = Not Funny
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VIPPER2007-03-27 22:44
>>20
Excellent! That made me actually laugh!
Moar plz
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VIPPER2007-03-28 7:13
a black boy walks up to a white boy and says " Hey thanks for the contribution" pulling on his shirt
The white boy replies "what contribution?"
Still holding his shirt the black boy pulls out a gun and exclaims "$5000 PLEASE"
>>36
I'm just making an effort to spread the truth.
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VIPPER2007-03-30 9:23
Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"
The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
Q: How did they improve the transportation in harlem?
A: Move the trees closer together.
Q: Why are black people like jelly beans?
A: No one likes the black ones.
Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A: A rotten banana
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's got a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".