God gives a black kid wings. The black kid looks at God and says, "God, does this mean I'm an angel?" and God said, "No, nigger, you're a bat."
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Q: How did they improve the transportation in harlem?
A: Move the trees closer together.
Q: Why are black people like jelly beans?
A: No one likes the black ones.
Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A: A rotten banana
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's got a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".