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ITT: We post why we're sad

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-14 18:46

I'm sad because I think I'm a failure.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-16 23:19

I'm sad because I could easily fix >>37's car by replacing the fuel injectors for free yet he probably lives thousands of miles away from me and I rarely get a chance to do the one thing I'm good at. (Fixing cars)

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-16 23:27

I'm sad because >>41 knows more about cars than I do.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 0:26

I'm sad because I'm >>37 and what >>40 said is true.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 1:07

I'm sad because I just had unprotected sex with >>43...

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 2:09

I'm sad because I'm pregnant with >>44 's child

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 2:51

I'm sad because >>45 waited so long to tell me.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 4:03

I'm sad because Osaka dumped me in a nightmare

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 4:03

I'm sad because Johney Cash sucks

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 4:42

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Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 5:07

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Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 6:31

I'm sad because I don't know about lol.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 7:10

I'm sad because I sleep with several sexy girls, daily, but can't find true love.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 8:09

I´m sad because 53get and AIDS.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 9:16

I'm sad because I can't find true love or sleep with anyone.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 9:43

I'm sad because I think I've fallen in love with >>54, but he can't find true love, so I'm obviously out of luck.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 9:51

I'm sad because I've fallen in love with a few different women on tv shows from 5-10 years ago who are probably old hags now in real life. Once you can't even pass for late 20-something you're dead to me! *cries*

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 10:20

I'm sad because >>55 is in love with me and I think he's a man.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 10:33

I'm not sad because I'm happy.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 10:36

I'm sad because >>57 seems to be turned off by my not being a woman.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 14:36

I'm sad, because i'm a fucking loser, never had any girlfriend, i still a virgin, i've been NEET for 5 month....what should i do other than kill myself, any suggestion ?

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 16:28

I'm sad because >>60 doesn't realise that VIPPER will gladly have sex with him.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 18:11

In that case i´m sad too.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 19:55

I'm sad because my parents owe me some $7000 that I'm positive I'll never see.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 19:57

this guy doesn't look too sad

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Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 23:31

I'm sad because all I see out of >>64 is moonspeak and not a smile that would brighten my dark and miserable existence.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-18 9:21

I'm sad because >>65 doesn't have VIP quality fonts to properly view my happy character. I'm also sad because I had to spend 3 minutes of my life to screenshot it and upload the image to imageshack.
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Name: VIPPER 2006-10-18 9:35

I'm sad because I don't have any VIP qualitiy fonts either.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-18 9:43

>>67
I´m sad to command you to download mona font this instant.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-18 10:17

i'm sad because i dont know what DQN is

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-18 16:26

Don't think, feel and you'll be DQN.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-18 17:31

My hair is falling out.  My gut is so huge that I haven't seen my feet since the Reagan administration.  My wife just left me for a 19 year old black guy with 16 inches, and she took the house and the car with her.  My son just moved out to San Francisco to be with his life partner Raoul.  But I'm not sad, because I just had a long chat with my good buddy Jim Beam.  I feel like a million bucks.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-19 21:41

>>71

Fuck you.

I'm sad that I cursed at you, I'm sorry.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-21 0:04

I'm sad because I don't know what DQN is either.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-21 0:18

I'm sad because I don't have internets :(

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-21 17:36

I'm sad because I don't have intestines

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-21 22:57

I'm sad because we're all poisonous snakes, and they even spelled our names wrong.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-21 23:20

I'm sad because 4chan got on national news because of that one faggot who posted unfunny copypasta and now we'll have every soccer mom in the world after moot and his stash in mexico.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-21 23:30

I'm sad because >>77 mispelled Mootxico.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-22 0:04

i'm sad because you all don't have a penis ;___;

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-22 0:13

I'm sad because >>79 won't ever see my sexy penis.

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