I'm sad because:
1)My job pays too little,
2)My co-workers suck,
3)I want pizza right now, but don't have any,
4)I love this guy, and he -adores- me, but is freaked out about dating someone 17 years younger than him, and won't touch me, which sucks because he's rly great in bed,
5)I bought the puffy cheetos instead of the crunchy kind and the store is closed now,
6)Tomorow is going to be my only day off this week,
7)My car needs a new fuel injector,
8)
www.daleandthomas.com/free018 won't take my credit card,
9)My nose is stuffy,
10)There's no one on aim,
11)All my other wisdom teeth came in fast, straight, and into available space, but my bottom left wisdom tooth is crooked and pushing on my other molars and taking forever to come through.
12)My dad needs dentures and can't afford them, or get himself to a dentist, so naturaly the responsibility falls on me, because god forbid that his first born son, upon whom he heaps all his love and affection ever lift a goddamn finger to do anything but get drunk and sleep till 4 fucking pm.
13)All my reasons to be sad are true and all yours seem all "I'm sad because WORDS WORDS WORDS" It just makes me think you all are unemployed and live with your parents and masturbate all day and damn you that's what I want for myself.