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ITT: We post why we're sad

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-14 18:46

I'm sad because I think I'm a failure.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-14 19:16

I'm sad because you're a failure.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-14 19:36

I´m sad for both of you.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-14 19:39

I'm sad because VIP is dead.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-14 19:59

I'm sad because you're all sad.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-14 19:59

>>5
I'm sad because your happiness depends on others.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-14 20:37

>>6
I'm sad because your happiness depends on another's dependence of others.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-14 22:16

I'm  sad because JEWS are in the NEWS

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-14 23:20

I'm sad because JEWS being in the NEWS makes >>8 sad

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-14 23:30

I'm sad because >>11 is sad because >>10 is sad.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-14 23:35

I'm sad because >>10 cheated.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-14 23:40

I'm said because >>11 is sad that >>10 cheated in being sad because >>11 is sad because >>10 is sad.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 0:11

I'm sad because you have all been educated stupid by the JEW GOD! You are blind to NATURE'S HARMONIOUS TIMECUBE!

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 0:12

I'm sad because >>8-13 are the same person.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 1:42

Im not sad

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 3:07

I'm sad because >>15 isn't sad.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 5:39

I'm sad because everyone hates me.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 5:39

I'm sad because this thread was stolen from DQN.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 6:04

I am now sad because >>18 is true.

ITT, why we're happy.

I'm happy >>18 shed light on this thread!

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 6:22

ITT Eternal tears of sorrow.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 9:21

I hate myself and I want to die
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 10:23

Every morning I polish my revolver and shoot my head like a rock star.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 11:40

I'm sad because this >>18 is wrong and this thread was stolen from General.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 12:27

I'm sad because only 6 people post on this board.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 19:17

HEY 4chan is 18+ happy only GTFO

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 20:03

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Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 20:19

I'm sad because I'm the OP and this thread has gone nowhere.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 20:54

I'm sad because this thread is going places.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 21:56

I'm sad because only 6 people are VIP QUALITY!

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 22:55

6 is more than enuff and I´m still sad.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-15 23:01

I'm sad because >>30 is sad even though 6 is more than enough.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-16 0:48

I'm sad because VIPPER happiness is related to the happiness of other VIPPERS

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-16 2:47

I'm sad because I'm socially inept.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-16 15:05

I'm sad because I'm socially adept and >>33 will never know the touch of a woman like I do

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-16 15:41


I´m sad for >>34 because realdoll doesn´t count as woman.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-16 19:37

I'm sad because two years ago my ladyfriends were friendly and into cuddling, and now they're stuck up and prudish.  I mean christ, it went from five-person gropefests to segregation like BAM. 

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-16 20:40

I'm sad because:
1)My job pays too little,
2)My co-workers suck,
3)I want pizza right now, but don't have any,
4)I love this guy, and he -adores- me, but is freaked out about dating someone 17 years younger than him, and won't touch me, which sucks because he's rly great in bed,
5)I bought the puffy cheetos instead of the crunchy kind and the store is closed now,
6)Tomorow is going to be my only day off this week,
7)My car needs a new fuel injector,
8)www.daleandthomas.com/free018 won't take my credit card,
9)My nose is stuffy,
10)There's no one on aim,
11)All my other wisdom teeth came in fast, straight, and into available space, but my bottom left wisdom tooth is crooked and pushing on my other molars and taking forever to come through.
12)My dad needs dentures and can't afford them, or get himself to a dentist, so naturaly the responsibility falls on me, because god forbid that his first born son, upon whom he heaps all his love and affection ever lift a goddamn finger to do anything but get drunk and sleep till 4 fucking pm.
13)All my reasons to be sad are true and all yours seem all "I'm sad because WORDS WORDS WORDS" It just makes me think you all are unemployed and live with your parents and masturbate all day and damn you that's what I want for myself.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-16 20:42

I sad because I have to see >>35 while he masturbates himself to sleep every night

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-16 20:48

I'm sad because I read >>37 's emo rant and now 5 minutes of my life are gone forever

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-16 21:59

I'm sad cause >>37 has AIDS - the VIPPER disease. WHY DON'T I HAVE IT??!!!

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-16 23:19

I'm sad because I could easily fix >>37's car by replacing the fuel injectors for free yet he probably lives thousands of miles away from me and I rarely get a chance to do the one thing I'm good at. (Fixing cars)

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-16 23:27

I'm sad because >>41 knows more about cars than I do.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 0:26

I'm sad because I'm >>37 and what >>40 said is true.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 1:07

I'm sad because I just had unprotected sex with >>43...

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 2:09

I'm sad because I'm pregnant with >>44 's child

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 2:51

I'm sad because >>45 waited so long to tell me.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 4:03

I'm sad because Osaka dumped me in a nightmare

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 4:03

I'm sad because Johney Cash sucks

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 4:42

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Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 5:07

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Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 6:31

I'm sad because I don't know about lol.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 7:10

I'm sad because I sleep with several sexy girls, daily, but can't find true love.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 8:09

I´m sad because 53get and AIDS.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 9:16

I'm sad because I can't find true love or sleep with anyone.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 9:43

I'm sad because I think I've fallen in love with >>54, but he can't find true love, so I'm obviously out of luck.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 9:51

I'm sad because I've fallen in love with a few different women on tv shows from 5-10 years ago who are probably old hags now in real life. Once you can't even pass for late 20-something you're dead to me! *cries*

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 10:20

I'm sad because >>55 is in love with me and I think he's a man.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 10:33

I'm not sad because I'm happy.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 10:36

I'm sad because >>57 seems to be turned off by my not being a woman.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 14:36

I'm sad, because i'm a fucking loser, never had any girlfriend, i still a virgin, i've been NEET for 5 month....what should i do other than kill myself, any suggestion ?

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 16:28

I'm sad because >>60 doesn't realise that VIPPER will gladly have sex with him.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 18:11

In that case i´m sad too.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 19:55

I'm sad because my parents owe me some $7000 that I'm positive I'll never see.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 19:57

this guy doesn't look too sad

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Name: VIPPER 2006-10-17 23:31

I'm sad because all I see out of >>64 is moonspeak and not a smile that would brighten my dark and miserable existence.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-18 9:21

I'm sad because >>65 doesn't have VIP quality fonts to properly view my happy character. I'm also sad because I had to spend 3 minutes of my life to screenshot it and upload the image to imageshack.
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4303/kimjongiiri4.jpg

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-18 9:35

I'm sad because I don't have any VIP qualitiy fonts either.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-18 9:43

>>67
I´m sad to command you to download mona font this instant.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-18 10:17

i'm sad because i dont know what DQN is

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-18 16:26

Don't think, feel and you'll be DQN.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-18 17:31

My hair is falling out.  My gut is so huge that I haven't seen my feet since the Reagan administration.  My wife just left me for a 19 year old black guy with 16 inches, and she took the house and the car with her.  My son just moved out to San Francisco to be with his life partner Raoul.  But I'm not sad, because I just had a long chat with my good buddy Jim Beam.  I feel like a million bucks.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-19 21:41

>>71

Fuck you.

I'm sad that I cursed at you, I'm sorry.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-21 0:04

I'm sad because I don't know what DQN is either.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-21 0:18

I'm sad because I don't have internets :(

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-21 17:36

I'm sad because I don't have intestines

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-21 22:57

I'm sad because we're all poisonous snakes, and they even spelled our names wrong.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-21 23:20

I'm sad because 4chan got on national news because of that one faggot who posted unfunny copypasta and now we'll have every soccer mom in the world after moot and his stash in mexico.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-21 23:30

I'm sad because >>77 mispelled Mootxico.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-22 0:04

i'm sad because you all don't have a penis ;___;

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-22 0:13

I'm sad because >>79 won't ever see my sexy penis.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-22 0:14

i am very sad 80 doesn't show his penis on 4chan... on second thought don't do it... okay do it!

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-22 6:47

I'm sad because I've lost my mittens.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-22 10:28

i am sad because co/ is down ;_; someone give me sabertooth/wolverine porn

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-22 12:21

I'm sad because 4chan has devolved into Retard City.

Name: VIPPER 2006-10-22 14:34

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