catgirls are not furry

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You know what's fucking played out? Rice. What began as a small, easy to grow
grain discovered by accident deep in the swamps of Asia became a way of life for
the poorest of the poor. And thus a class of people was born: the rice farmers.
And I know what you'll say. ``Rice is good, VIPPER. It let those people live
when they could not before.'' Yeah, that might be true. But you know what else
happened? As rice grew bigger and bigger those people began to rely on rice.
Eating rice for every meal meant recipes based around rice, it meant
malnutrition, it meant a dependence on rice. And more and more poor were born,
condemned to live worthless lives making more and more rice. Middlemen saw
that it was profitable and sold rice from one group of poors to the others,
pocketing the difference. Dynasties were born and crumbled on the backs of the
rice farmers. Even today rice is sold by the barrel at premium prices while
making those poor men and women pennies on the dollar. And rice doesn't even
taste good. Rice is played. Game, set, match. Eat bread.

Hey VIPPER, >>12 is lying to you. What he doesn't want you to know is that bread
is really no different from rice at all. He'll tell you that bread is filling,
nutritional, delicious, and a foundation of Western food. But like rice, bread
is full of empty carbs and empty promises. Every day my mother said ``do not eat
rice, VIPPER. We live in America now. You eat bread.'' And you know what? For
years I forced that vile wheat paste down my throat. I became fat and the mind
became dull. I became just like all of you other Americans, and my soul became
as flaky and generic as that abomination we see on every shelf of our
supermarkets and tell kids is the shining star of quality in the wasteland of
threads like this. But don't listen. Bread is what happens when Europeans steal
our rice and put white man poison in it. One of the most popular kinds of bread
born this decade is the organic bread. But here in Corea all rice is organic.

Sorry bread. But you're not going anywhere quickly.

The sad truth is that both bread and rice are equally played out. There's some
truth to what >>13 said; bread really is a poor substitute for rice. But rice is
a poor substitute for pasta. I love spaghetti. I was born and raised in Italy and
helped my parents sell noodles. Yeah, noodles. You know those little things.
It's like wheat but it's an art, it's truly an art. Did you know that noodles
exist in different forms in both east and west culture? Noodles bridge the gaps
between our cultures created by poisons like ``bread'' and like ``rice''. If
everyone just ate a little bit more pasta I think we'd all be better. Come on,
>>12-san. Come on, >>13-san. Let's go get some tasty noodles at dad's shop and
forget about all this bread and rice silliness. Let's keep it VIP.

Death to the rice empire. Bread live on forever in my heart.

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bread is too soft, I like toast