We all love markered milkshakes dancing on the treadmill.
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VIPPER2006-03-12 11:11
For dinner today I will cook sunshine and cosmos
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VIPPER2006-03-12 12:50
Your dinner made me shit rainbows and unicorns
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VIPPER2006-03-12 21:18
The unicorns ate my moon microphone. I then kicked it in the bookcase.
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VIPPER2006-03-12 21:19
Lol, nonesense.
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VIPPER2006-03-12 21:19
don't drink orange juice they'll plant seeds in your head and it will eat your babies, if you don't have babies you're safe
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VIPPER2006-03-12 21:27
Orange juice gave my finger nails super AIDS. :(
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VIPPER2006-03-12 22:45
There's a hobo with a rainbow colored beard that makes gumdrops and shits broken farm equipment every half moon.
You can sometimes find him on 5th street, inbetween Agar lane and that wooden bank that happens to be next to the fire exhaust of the chocolate armory.
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VIPPER2006-03-12 23:04
There is a book filled with stardust. This stardust is memories of a giant millipede raging on with destruction amongst the galaxy.
I then closed the book. The book then transformed into a cosmic butterfly.
The butterfly fluttered around silently, with a colourful powder coming out of each flutter.
The powder then erupted in a neon pink flame. This signaled the end of mankind.
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VIPPER2006-03-12 23:11
The powder flamed on brightly.
A swirling vortex of caramel appears from the flame. Nothing is sucked in or out, and the caramel doesn't melt. It's like a door of magic.
From the swirling vortex of caramel comes a cow. The cow comes out slowly, and it is clean. There is no caramel on the cow.
The cow's eyes then explode. Then the cow itself explodes.
It is the beginning of the end.
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VIPPER2006-03-12 23:24
I walked over to examine the cow's remains. The exploded mess was all brown. A dark brown. Yet, a very plain brown. The type of brown you find on boring shoes.
But the important thing to know is that it's not important to know that the remains are brown.
The remains of the cow then started to float. The brown mess than multiplied and completed itself into a towering pudding cup.
The pudding cup roared a thundering howl. The ground shook violently and great enormous lavalamps rose from the ground.
The lavalamps towered over me like a skyscraper. The lavalamps were hypnotizing. They all tried to lure me into their soft glow.
I than ran. I ran as fast as I could.
The lavalamps were displeased. Even furious. The enormous lavalamps than ascended from the ground. They started to float. The lamps of light then turned sideways.
Suddenly, the lamps crashed down and impacted into the Earth. The warm goo covered everything. The colours. The colours were Green. Were Red. Were even Blue. The warm goo engulfed me and everything in sight. There was nothing in sight anymore.
For the Earth was all lava lamp goo. And nothing more.
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VIPPER2006-03-12 23:37
>>12
GTFO MY INTERNET, FAG. I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY CLOWNS. HOMELESS CLOWNS. MIMES EVEN.
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VIPPER2006-03-12 23:53
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME
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VIPPER2006-03-12 23:55
MAYBE I WILL YOU STUPID FUCK.
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VIPPER2006-03-13 0:08
GO AHEAD, FAG
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VIPPER2006-03-13 0:20
A Chinese man walks into a bar where a Black man is the bartender. He strolls jauntily up to the bar and asks, "How about a jigger, Nigger?"
The Black man is shocked and lectures the Chinaman about the evils of racism. THen, to illustrate his point, he tells the Chinaman to get behind the bar. The Black then exits the bar and returns, immitating the Chinaman's saucy swagger.
"How about a drink, Chink?" says the Black.
"So solly, we don't serve Niggers," the Chinaman replys.
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VIPPER2006-03-13 1:15 (sage)
19
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VIPPER2006-03-13 1:15
20GET!!!
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VIPPER2006-03-13 9:45
It was a repost from the old good times when i was yet a kid. it was a nice and warm feeling of being hugged by older woman as i sat in their lap. they used to give me a quick loook in their magizines which usually would be boring as fuck knows who. So anyway this day i was riding the swing when i cleasrly saw a crow coming towards me. It said 'YOU SHOULD KILL YOU FAMILY WHITH A PORK'.
The crow flied away.
The following day the police found me in the ashes of my old house with a pork in my hand.
Everyday I walk towards the light until the carpet gets dusty.
Its a weird habbit, though my uncle was the one that gave my first fishing pole. I used to drink beer with that, and stuff my mind with a cool airconditioner.
It all became creal after 3 months of driving.
The smell was horrible.
The end.
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VIPPER2006-03-13 13:31
One day I started walking on some purple grass. The grass started to talk. It spoke of the time of legends. Then the purple grass transformed into legendary hereoes.
The Legendary Heroes rode off into the sunset on sheep.
Then the world fell into calamity.
The end.
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VIPPER2006-03-13 15:27
kaka poopoo peepee butt ass lesbian
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VIPPER2006-03-13 23:17
Mighty vikings rode the roaring sea of ice on a ship made of playdough to California to rape and pillage Applebee's.
Needless to say, everyone left hungry. Including the vikings.
release some games into my everyday noisy eatery and weel pump iron for ever
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VIPPER2010-08-17 14:03
cornered by a given bitch, humped on a dish saw like a wife on the rocks
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VIPPER2010-08-17 14:06
My brand of useage forwards an outstanding amount of treachery to our street clothes that dumb down to sickly shave her lips into a tame wooden prop tool, the faces in the faeces allow a race relation only allowed in past times.
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VIPPER2010-08-20 16:49
There was a piece of lint but i done caught em
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VIPPER2010-08-20 17:55
The peeping tom's owner fed her whiskers for a fee