This thread is filled with nonesense.

We all love markered milkshakes dancing on the treadmill.

It was a repost from the old good times when i was yet a kid. it was a nice and warm feeling of being hugged by older woman as i sat in their lap. they used to give me a quick loook in their magizines which usually would be boring as fuck knows who. So anyway this day i was riding the swing when i cleasrly saw a crow coming towards me. It said 'YOU SHOULD KILL YOU FAMILY WHITH A PORK'.
The crow flied away.
The following day the police found me in the ashes of my old house with a pork in my hand.

And since now im still searching for the truth.