Never buy a dog, ever,

My dog just took the NASTIEST shit right in front of the front door. Holy shit, this is hilarious. WHERE DID IT ALL COME FROM

Fuck, I gotta clean this up too. I fucking hate dogs.

Don't buy a dog. Useless animals.

Plus they're loud. expensive to feed and smell funny.

Dogs really do fucking suck.

Theyre all big and clumsy.
They drool.
They have to be let out all the time to take a shit... and if theyre not they'll just shit wherever. Then you have to go around the yard and clean up dog shit.
They need to have daily walks.
They bark all the time.

Cats are almost like having a plant. You feed them.. and they go fuck off. Theyre not barking all the time.. they dont need walks.. and they only shit in their litter box.

But they are so cute...

buy Nintendogs, recieve clean puppy

>>4 needs more PROTIP.

>>3
yeah and then they get pissy at you and take a piss on you computer or knock down expensive electronics. FUCK cats only way I would own a cat was if it was out side or in a garage or something. Fucking useless animals.

fuck dogs too.

cats are superior

So, we all went running off in the right direction, and then they split up from me. About 15 seconds after they left I found our quarry, and said \"Here he is, come back!\"... No response. \"Guys, COME BACK!\"... still nothing. A few minutes later, my teammates are dead, having continuted to charge off into oblivion, leaving me to try to stick with our migrating target. The warrior keeps asking people to \"raz\" him (later questioning, on subsequent deaths, revealed that what he meant was \"rez\", but it was moot because we didn\'t have anyone remotely capable of doing that anyway).

This whole time, there was a random rogue on our team doing something halfway across the zone (I forget his name, and so I\'ll just refer to him as \"Captain Elusive\". Our idiot warrior kept saying \"We need to go to Captain Elusive\" (despite the fact that Captain Elusive was NO WHERE NEAR the beast we were hunting) and \"Captain Elusive can raz me\" (despite the fact that Captain Elusive was a rogue). This entire time, I\'m desperately attempting to track Brumeran as he flies through dragon-infested forests. I eventually get him in a spot that\'s next to the warrior, and the mage is close enough that he tells me to start fighting and he\'ll be there momentarily. Since Brumeran is about to fly into an area that would be suicide to follow, I attack... The mage never shows up, and, what\'s worse, the warrior NEVER EVEN FUCKING DISMOUNTS! He just stands there as I slowly get killed, begging him for help (during this fight, another named elite mob flies by and aggroes on me as well, utterly sealing my fate).

I really HOPE that these people bought their accounts pre-leveled, because the idea that these inarticulate morons who, when not silently running in circles getting killed, can only manage to babble nonsensically about being \"razzed\" by equally inarticulate and conspicuously absent rogues, can actually make it to the end game, cheapens my accomplishments in doing likewise.

So, we all went running off in the right direction, and then they split up from me. About 15 seconds after they left I found our quarry, and said \"Here he is, come back!\"... No response. \"Guys, COME BACK!\"... still nothing. A few minutes later, my teammates are dead, having continuted to charge off into oblivion, leaving me to try to stick with our migrating target. The warrior keeps asking people to \"raz\" him (later questioning, on subsequent deaths, revealed that what he meant was \"rez\", but it was moot because we didn\'t have anyone remotely capable of doing that anyway).

This whole time, there was a random rogue on our team doing something halfway across the zone (I forget his name, and so I\'ll just refer to him as \"Captain Elusive\". Our idiot warrior kept saying \"We need to go to Captain Elusive\" (despite the fact that Captain Elusive was NO WHERE NEAR the beast we were hunting) and \"Captain Elusive can raz me\" (despite the fact that Captain Elusive was a rogue). This entire time, I\'m desperately attempting to track Brumeran as he flies through dragon-infested forests. I eventually get him in a spot that\'s next to the warrior, and the mage is close enough that he tells me to start fighting and he\'ll be there momentarily. Since Brumeran is about to fly into an area that would be suicide to follow, I attack... The mage never shows up, and, what\'s worse, the warrior NEVER EVEN FUCKING DISMOUNTS! He just stands there as I slowly get killed, begging him for help (during this fight, another named elite mob flies by and aggroes on me as well, utterly sealing my fate).

I really HOPE that these people bought their accounts pre-leveled, because the idea that these inarticulate morons who, when not silently running in circles getting killed, can only manage to babble nonsensically about being \"razzed\" by equally inarticulate and conspicuously absent rogues, can actually make it to the end game, cheapens my accomplishments in doing likewise.

So, we all went running off in the right direction, and then they split up from me. About 15 seconds after they left I found our quarry, and said \"Here he is, come back!\"... No response. \"Guys, COME BACK!\"... still nothing. A few minutes later, my teammates are dead, having continuted to charge off into oblivion, leaving me to try to stick with our migrating target. The warrior keeps asking people to \"raz\" him (later questioning, on subsequent deaths, revealed that what he meant was \"rez\", but it was moot because we didn\'t have anyone remotely capable of doing that anyway).

This whole time, there was a random rogue on our team doing something halfway across the zone (I forget his name, and so I\'ll just refer to him as \"Captain Elusive\". Our idiot warrior kept saying \"We need to go to Captain Elusive\" (despite the fact that Captain Elusive was NO WHERE NEAR the beast we were hunting) and \"Captain Elusive can raz me\" (despite the fact that Captain Elusive was a rogue). This entire time, I\'m desperately attempting to track Brumeran as he flies through dragon-infested forests. I eventually get him in a spot that\'s next to the warrior, and the mage is close enough that he tells me to start fighting and he\'ll be there momentarily. Since Brumeran is about to fly into an area that would be suicide to follow, I attack... The mage never shows up, and, what\'s worse, the warrior NEVER EVEN FUCKING DISMOUNTS! He just stands there as I slowly get killed, begging him for help (during this fight, another named elite mob flies by and aggroes on me as well, utterly sealing my fate).

I really HOPE that these people bought their accounts pre-leveled, because the idea that these inarticulate morons who, when not silently running in circles getting killed, can only manage to babble nonsensically about being \"razzed\" by equally inarticulate and conspicuously absent rogues, can actually make it to the end game, cheapens my accomplishments in doing likewise.

So, we all went running off in the right direction, and then they split up from me. About 15 seconds after they left I found our quarry, and said \"Here he is, come back!\"... No response. \"Guys, COME BACK!\"... still nothing. A few minutes later, my teammates are dead, having continuted to charge off into oblivion, leaving me to try to stick with our migrating target. The warrior keeps asking people to \"raz\" him (later questioning, on subsequent deaths, revealed that what he meant was \"rez\", but it was moot because we didn\'t have anyone remotely capable of doing that anyway).

This whole time, there was a random rogue on our team doing something halfway across the zone (I forget his name, and so I\'ll just refer to him as \"Captain Elusive\". Our idiot warrior kept saying \"We need to go to Captain Elusive\" (despite the fact that Captain Elusive was NO WHERE NEAR the beast we were hunting) and \"Captain Elusive can raz me\" (despite the fact that Captain Elusive was a rogue). This entire time, I\'m desperately attempting to track Brumeran as he flies through dragon-infested forests. I eventually get him in a spot that\'s next to the warrior, and the mage is close enough that he tells me to start fighting and he\'ll be there momentarily. Since Brumeran is about to fly into an area that would be suicide to follow, I attack... The mage never shows up, and, what\'s worse, the warrior NEVER EVEN FUCKING DISMOUNTS! He just stands there as I slowly get killed, begging him for help (during this fight, another named elite mob flies by and aggroes on me as well, utterly sealing my fate).

I really HOPE that these people bought their accounts pre-leveled, because the idea that these inarticulate morons who, when not silently running in circles getting killed, can only manage to babble nonsensically about being \"razzed\" by equally inarticulate and conspicuously absent rogues, can actually make it to the end game, cheapens my accomplishments in doing likewise.

So, we all went running off in the right direction, and then they split up from me. About 15 seconds after they left I found our quarry, and said \"Here he is, come back!\"... No response. \"Guys, COME BACK!\"... still nothing. A few minutes later, my teammates are dead, having continuted to charge off into oblivion, leaving me to try to stick with our migrating target. The warrior keeps asking people to \"raz\" him (later questioning, on subsequent deaths, revealed that what he meant was \"rez\", but it was moot because we didn\'t have anyone remotely capable of doing that anyway).

This whole time, there was a random rogue on our team doing something halfway across the zone (I forget his name, and so I\'ll just refer to him as \"Captain Elusive\". Our idiot warrior kept saying \"We need to go to Captain Elusive\" (despite the fact that Captain Elusive was NO WHERE NEAR the beast we were hunting) and \"Captain Elusive can raz me\" (despite the fact that Captain Elusive was a rogue). This entire time, I\'m desperately attempting to track Brumeran as he flies through dragon-infested forests. I eventually get him in a spot that\'s next to the warrior, and the mage is close enough that he tells me to start fighting and he\'ll be there momentarily. Since Brumeran is about to fly into an area that would be suicide to follow, I attack... The mage never shows up, and, what\'s worse, the warrior NEVER EVEN FUCKING DISMOUNTS! He just stands there as I slowly get killed, begging him for help (during this fight, another named elite mob flies by and aggroes on me as well, utterly sealing my fate).

I really HOPE that these people bought their accounts pre-leveled, because the idea that these inarticulate morons who, when not silently running in circles getting killed, can only manage to babble nonsensically about being \"razzed\" by equally inarticulate and conspicuously absent rogues, can actually make it to the end game, cheapens my accomplishments in doing likewise.

>>1
make sure you make good use of the sh1t.
Eat them while having someone record your act, and then destribute the video over the innanetz